Thoughtism

When you think someone has autism but turns out theres fuck all wrong with them

Sorry man my bad I thought you was on the spectrum! A mistaken case of thoughtism

by C Dore March 4, 2022

Intrusive thoughts

Terrible thoughts that are repetitive and could come into your mind at any time without a warning. Also referred to as “Devil's Whispers”. A common symptom of OCD, but not always is. It easily convinces everyone around you that you’re going insane.

Someone 1: *Gets a panic attack*
Someone 2: “U good?”
Someone 1: “Nope. I had that same stupid intrusive thought for the 100th time today”
Someone 2: “Just be positive and your intrusive thoughts will go away”

As you can see, “Someone 2” has no idea what an intrusive thought is, and thinks it’s controllable.

by ComeToBrazil85 September 6, 2022

Strawberry thoughts

A kinder way of saying someone is an airhead. Not much is happening in their brain, they only have strawberry thoughts. Harmless, basic, unintelligent thoughts.
Originated in a game of would you rather on Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

"Hey what's that guy thinking???"
"Oh just strawberry thoughts, don't mess/bother with him"

by exmxix1xy September 29, 2019

thoughts on yaoi

Not meant literally as interest in your thoughts on yaoi! It is an expression used to indicate tl;dr ramblings on a subject the listeners aren't interested in.

-<lengthy off-topic rant>
-But what are your thoughts on yaoi?

-I was trying to get back to the subject at hand, but she kept giving me her thoughts on yaoi.

by zuffix January 1, 2009

no thoughts head empty

when you have encountered so flabbergasting that your brain cells have left the chat, leaving you with no thoughts, speechless.

"I've mistaken my grandma's ashes for ground black pepper."
"no thoughts head empty"

by moonclqud September 27, 2019

Thoughtsman

A man who masturbates using only his thoughts by choice/due to the unavailability of pornography.

Tim went to summer camp and had to become a thoughtsman due to the lack of internet access.

by SnakAttack April 1, 2011

intrusive thoughts

An asshole who lives in your brain telling you to do good things

Intrusive thoughts be like:
Bad thought: have you ever imagined killing your brother.......
Me: da fuck you talking about I dont have a brother...

by FlamgooopscoopdoopE October 30, 2019