Thinkurbate
Thinkurbate by The_Whiley_One May 5, 2015
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Thinksturbate
Thinksturbate by BrownBearLHHS September 8, 2011
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Thinkerbate
Thinkerbate by Dawson1972 November 4, 2010
Thinkerbating
Verb - Used casually on the East coast, it refers to when someone masturbates vigorously while in deep philosophical thought. It may also be referred to as ponderbating.
Toby Lerone: "Hey, what where you doing in your room? Where you masturbating?"
Maya Gingerkov: "Actually, I was thinking about what I want to do with my future."
Toby Lerone: "Bro, I heard your ballsack bouncing around."
Maya Gingerkov: "Okay, you got me. I was thinkerbating."
Maya Gingerkov: "Actually, I was thinking about what I want to do with my future."
Toby Lerone: "Bro, I heard your ballsack bouncing around."
Maya Gingerkov: "Okay, you got me. I was thinkerbating."
Thinkerbating by Qwad35 December 21, 2013
thinkubating
thinkubating by jenniliz January 7, 2009
thinksturbate
The claimed ability of some women to achieve orgasm through THE POWER OF POSITIVE THINKING.
According to these femme fatales, they simply think sexy- no touching, no rubbing of thighs together, and certainly no discreet dildo- and eventually release comes in the form of an orgasm.
MRI tests of thoughtsturbatrixes have had inconclusive results at best.
According to these femme fatales, they simply think sexy- no touching, no rubbing of thighs together, and certainly no discreet dildo- and eventually release comes in the form of an orgasm.
MRI tests of thoughtsturbatrixes have had inconclusive results at best.
Carmen Craven thinksturbated twice in the span of an hour, so that she could keep still for her MRI.
thinksturbate by Thinkin' Harder March 10, 2008
Thinkerbating
To have engaged in deep thought by one's self.
Often experienced when we are left alone for periods of time with little to do.
Some of our best ideas don't come from teams, groups, or committees..... this one is all about you and your most valuable asset -- you got it.. use it.. anywhere - anyplace - anytime you possibly can !
The past tense of Thinkerbate.
Has been known to cause pain within the head, hair loss, and embarrassment.
Often experienced when we are left alone for periods of time with little to do.
Some of our best ideas don't come from teams, groups, or committees..... this one is all about you and your most valuable asset -- you got it.. use it.. anywhere - anyplace - anytime you possibly can !
The past tense of Thinkerbate.
Has been known to cause pain within the head, hair loss, and embarrassment.
Thinkerbating by Dawson1972 November 4, 2010
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