Definitions by The_Whiley_One

Thinkurbate 

The process of masturbating before making a big decision.

I don't know whether or not I should take this job...let me thinkurbate before making the decision.

Thinkurbate by The_Whiley_One May 5, 2015

The Mortal Kombat 

When a man has his penis inside said partner's mouth and is about to finish, and screams "Finish him/her", grabs their head and begins to violently thrash, punch, and shake their partner's head until ejaculation, ending with screaming "Fatality" at orgasm.

Damn, looks like she got the Mortal Kombat treatment from Steve last night.

The Mortal Kombat by The_Whiley_One May 5, 2015

Fucking me off

When something/someone is irritating you beyond explainable levels. Usually said by South Africans.

"This goddamn stats homework is fucking me off!"

Fucking me off by The_Whiley_One May 5, 2015