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Thinkerbating 

Verb - Used casually on the East coast, it refers to when someone masturbates vigorously while in deep philosophical thought. It may also be referred to as ponderbating.
Toby Lerone: "Hey, what where you doing in your room? Where you masturbating?"

Maya Gingerkov: "Actually, I was thinking about what I want to do with my future."

Toby Lerone: "Bro, I heard your ballsack bouncing around."

Maya Gingerkov: "Okay, you got me. I was thinkerbating."
Thinkerbating by Qwad35 December 21, 2013

Thinkerbating 

To have engaged in deep thought by one's self.

Often experienced when we are left alone for periods of time with little to do.

Some of our best ideas don't come from teams, groups, or committees..... this one is all about you and your most valuable asset -- you got it.. use it.. anywhere - anyplace - anytime you possibly can !

The past tense of Thinkerbate.

Has been known to cause pain within the head, hair loss, and embarrassment.
Well -- I've been thinkerbating......
Thinkerbating by Dawson1972 November 4, 2010

Thinkubation 

The act of coming up with ideas in the comfort of the thinkubator. See thinkubator.
Day after day, Rhonda's team spent trying to come up with ways to advertise for Trojan condoms. Hundreds of man hours of thinkubation is what it took to satisfy the account managers.
Thinkubation by backotruck February 24, 2013

Thinkolating

When faced with a decision or options, your thinking about it while the outcome options are percolating in your mind.
Zach, are we going out for pizza and beer? or are we hitting the club?

Dude, I don't know, I'm thinkolating on what's best, chill night or hangover and possible action?
Thinkolating by DosCanines February 23, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026