Thinksgiving 

having to do term papers instead of eating turkey on Thanksgiving

"I'll be having myself a Thinksgiving this year instead because of all the academic shit I have to get done".

Thinksgiving by MaleUnderwearModelCatastrophe December 15, 2008

Thinksgiving Day 

The day after Thanksgiving, aka Black Friday, which officially marks the season where you have to THINK about what you will GIVE as presents to family and friends.

For Thanksgiving, I will be full of turkey and stuffing but I hope I am full of ideas for gifts to buy on Thinksgiving Day!

Thinksgiving Day by Tiffwit November 19, 2010

thanksliving 

Thanksgiving is marked in late November in the US by sharing a meal with family and friends. The meal for most Americans in 2018 includes large portions of animal flesh, usually turkey flesh. Animal rights advocates championing the cause of justice, empathy, compassion for non-human animals along the same lines as human animals, mark this occasion by sharing a meal devoid of animal cruelty. An animal friendly meal celebrating human and non-human animal lives is referred to as Thanksliving.

Maria, from Vahimsa PA, has an open invitation for anyone interested in Thanksliving celebrations.

thanksliving by Social-media Wordsmith November 21, 2018

Thanksgiving Miscarriage

When you get diarrhea after a large Thanksgiving Dinner.

I did not have a Thanksgiving Baby, it was more like a Thanksgiving Miscarriage and it got all over the toilet and my shoe.

Thanksgiving Miscarriage by Edzone November 28, 2011

Thanksgiving Tetris

The annual act of rearranging your refridgerator in order to accommodate all of your Thanksgiving leftovers.

Girlfriend: Ugh, the fridge is completely full of our regular food. I don't know how we're ever going to cram all of these leftovers in here.

Boyfriend: Looks like it's time for a round of Thanksgiving Tetris! Here, take this milk carton and hand me those yams...

Thanksgiving Tetris by Baby Sea Tuna November 25, 2009

Thanksgiving walk

The walk you go on with your cousins during Thanksgiving to get away from the rest of the family and get high off marijuana.

Cousin 1: Hey, where are you two going?
Cousin 2: Oh, we're going on the Thanksgiving walk, want to join?

Thanksgiving walk by Teddiplier September 28, 2020

Sexual ThanksGiving 

Another name for Valentines Day; the holiday is similar to thanksgiving in that the few days leading up to turkey day you abstain from over eating so you can make a total glutton of yourself on the one day where nobody looks down upon such an act. On sexual Thanks giving you abstain from intercourse a few days prior so you can have a marathon sex session that rivals Sting's best efforts, may also be used for an anniversary or birthdays.

Wife: What are we doing for Valentines Day honey?

Husband: You mean sexual thanksgiving, and what do you think we are going to do? You better get ready because I'm going to knock the bottom out of you!!!

Sexual ThanksGiving by I got you back July 13, 2009