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As we move forward in time, a significant fraction of the human population is rejecting speciesism that humans all over the world are conditioned to. As the non-speciestic movement grows, more people are adopting non-human animals and providing them shelter in their homes. Like children, non-human animals need care on a daily basis and in some cases, need someone to be available at all times. It is inevitable that the adopting human might not be able to give care at all times and will need to hire a pawsonal assistant during these times to care for their non-human animal companions.
As Maria foresees traveling once a month, she is hiring a pawsonal assistant for her best friend, Foxy.
by Social-media Wordsmith August 21, 2018
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Traditionally, bacon has been obtained from mutilated pig bodies. However, in the spirit of anti-speciesism (treating all species as equals), we can also obtain bacon from humanely harvested dog bodies. To differentiate bacon obtained from pigs that traditionally are called bacon from that obtained from dogs, we introduce a new word - dacon, aka d(og b)acon.
Dacon is the most famous product of Elwood organic dog meat company as dog meat connoisseurs love it while cow/pig/chicken/fish/lamb eating anti-dog-meat activists leave angry hate messages about it.
by Social-media Wordsmith January 31, 2022
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Too many humans, from young ages, are taught to normalise abuse, cruelty, and discrimination of various kinds. While, in recent human history, we have gained awareness about discrimination against our fellow humans, we are still unaware and/or insensitive to discrimination against non-human animals. When you have such a large human animal population that is insensitive to non-human animal cruelty (aka herd immunity), it is hard to have a real, honest conversation about animal rights. For example, animal rights advocates have to explain why sexual assault of non-human animal is cruel. Why taking babies away from mother pigs or mother cows is cruel.
Herd immunity is among the major hindrance for animal rights.
by Social-media Wordsmith May 10, 2020
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Animal milk sold in markets all around the world are largely obtained from cows. The general knowledge among majority of humans in 2022 is that cows produce a LOT of milk and that humans are saviours by milking the cows and using the milk for their own purposes. What is lesser known among humans is that even dogs produce 7 to 8 times the milk needed to feed their new-born babies. We could milk dogs and be drinking dog milk. That way we provide relief to dogs and get nutrition from dog milk, also called dilk. Humans are innovative and always come up with win-win solutions.
Elwood organic dog meat caters to vegetarians with their rich, creamy, delicious, nutritious, hormone-free, ethical, organic dilk.
by Social-media Wordsmith January 31, 2022
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In the social media age, selfies have become so common that they are being classified accordingly. For example, a telefie is a selfie with a telescope in the background. Note that in this social media age, laptops and cell phones have outdated television and telephone, however, telescope is still cool.
While she was at the Las Campanas Observatory doing observations she filled her facebook wall with telefies.
by Social-media Wordsmith December 7, 2013
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Thanksgiving is marked in late November in the US by sharing a meal with family and friends. The meal for most Americans in 2018 includes large portions of animal flesh, usually turkey flesh. Animal rights advocates championing the cause of justice, empathy, compassion for non-human animals along the same lines as human animals, mark this occasion by sharing a meal devoid of animal cruelty. An animal friendly meal celebrating human and non-human animal lives is referred to as Thanksliving.
Maria, from Vahimsa PA, has an open invitation for anyone interested in Thanksliving celebrations.
by Social-media Wordsmith November 22, 2018
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