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thermodynamics 

Science at its worst. Destroys any sense of confidence one had previous to taking the course. Also see rapist.
Adam was raped by his thermodynamics exam.
thermodynamics by dforizzleee December 28, 2007

Thermodynamic Miracle 

An event so unlikely, it's effectively impossible, such as oxygen spontaneously becoming gold.
The fact that our parents met to conceive us, and that their parents met to concieve them, etc. to create us as an entirely unique individual is, ironically, almost impossibly miraculous and therefore each individually a thermodynamic miracle.
When the boss invites an employee into the office and offers a permanent vacation--without pay, of course.
Dude, if you keep taking those extended lunch breaks you're gonna get termed.
termed by Mack C February 15, 2007

touhou themed blow job 

Just like a normal blowjob but both of the girls fists are shoved up your ass
Touhou themed blow jobs are good for the soul my pal timmy said once, i think.

Thermodynamics 

Thermodynamics is a science taught to engineers in order to remove any last traces of sanity before they enter the professional world. Totally indecipherable to those not in the engineering field.
-Before I took Thermodynamics, I valued other people's contributions. But now I know that non-engineers are a waste of valuable oxygen.

thermodynamics 

A confusing class taught by a strange little man with weird hair and bad fashion sense
After getting 30% on his thermodynamics test, Andrew changed his major to international business.
thermodynamics by Andrew May 12, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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