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TheRedSam 

TheRedSam is a sexy black male and he's 6'4. He is very trustworthy, keeps secrets and anything else you tell him till death. He has a massive 9 inch cock that has a 8 inch width. He's very nice, handsome, and smart. He's an animal lover, he couldn't care less for humans. He's also very loyal to his Girlfriend/Wife.
Girl 1: Omg he's so fine have you seen TheRedSam?

Girl 2: Yes, he's ugly and he's taken.
Girl 3: WHAT??!! HE'S TAKEN!!! I thought I had a chance.
Wife : Yes, my man's is very sexy.
TheRedSam by Jacob Waters July 28, 2022
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Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle 

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.
Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.
Theresa’s are stunning,smart,and really funny. Once u hurt Theresa or one of her friends she will hold a grudge for some time but eventually forgive u however not forget what u did. Theresa is also very popular and whenever she walks down the hallway someone will always say hi or ask how she is. She has loads of amazing features such as her curves and her gorgeous eyes. Theresa’s usually have long hair and are average in height. She is an absolute keeper and if u loose her u will instantly regret it. Also she is the best girlfriend u could ever ask for!!!
Steve: who’s that
Geve: it’s theresa obviously

Woa: she’s stunning

Geve:that’s the only true thing I’ve said all year
Theresa by Teddylovelife July 27, 2019

Theresa May 

Theresa May can’t run a country
Theresa May by BigJillHudson January 18, 2019
IS THE BEST HOOMAN YOU WILL EVER MEET!!! THEY ARE THE MOST ANNOYINGLY FUNNY PEOPLE YOU WILL EVER MEET!! YOU GUYS CAN DO ILLEGAL STUFF BUT IT WON'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU HAD FUN! SHE TAKES CHANCES AND ENJOYS LIFE. She weird, funny, crazy, and the most fun person you will ever meet. She's open to new challenges, will take risks, and all ways has your back. Is ready to put up a good fight and won't back down. When you first meet her she's a bit straNGE but that's normal, especially after all she went through. You learn to love her as you get to know her more.
,"OMG you're such a THERESA!"
Theresa by idkmanpeoplerweird November 8, 2018

Doing a Theresa 

Trying to move from a good position to a best position and ending up worse off ; cf the old adage "The Best is the Enemy of the Good"
Theresa May is the UK Prime Minister whose Conservative Party had a a working majority in the UK Parliament . She tried to increase the size of that majority by calling an election on 8th June 2017. Although the largely Conservative Party supporting UK Press predicted a landslide victory she in fact ended up losing her overall majority the major oppostiion Party (Labour ) having gained 30 more seats than they held before the election. Theresa May has now lost her overall majority and is in a greatly weakened political position. Whence the expression "Doing a Theresa".

Theresa Cummings 

A female well known for being an easy piece of pussy. Famous for her house party's (sex parties). A slut who was always drunk, high or trippin on acid and tripping over dicks the next morning.
Did I really fuck Theresa Cummings last night? Shit, No I have Herpes.
Theresa Cummings by Azzman66 September 14, 2018
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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