theoren

A very strong attractive male

Theoren is what every girl wants!

by Butterball628 November 9, 2013

Theoren

A bastard with no balls. synonym: Pussy

Me: Hey, you should jump off that bridge.
someone: No
Me: Stop being such a Theoren

by sourcreamman November 16, 2022

The Charts Theorem

The scientifically proven process of justifying any sound made in the world is truly "charts" masquerading as another sound. In other words every sound is actually the word "charts".

A hard slap of the face sounds just like CHART (according to the Charts Theorem).

by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

LXL Theorem

The LXL Theorem is an advanced philosophical theorem used to differentiate texts from non texts. The LXL Theorem dictates that if one could disprove something's existence, then the non-text nature of the said item would be justified as something that does not exist could not possibly be a text. The theorem has received numerous critical acclaim due to its consistency, logical soundness and overall accuracy. Many other theorems have been derived from the LXL theorem, such as the Reverse LXL Theorem and the Inverse LXL Theorem.

"According to the LXL Theorem, this is not a text"

by anonymousurbandictionaryposter September 23, 2021

Chens Theorem

"B" being the number of bowls smoked, "P" being the amount of people partaking in aforementioned smoke. Note that all bowls must satisfy MMBP(1) standards.

if "P" is greater than 4:
B is greater than or equal to 1/2(P)

if "P" is less than 4:
B is greater or equal to P

(1) MMBP: Max's Massive Bowl Protocol

Person 1: "Man im tired, we've smoked too much..."
Person 2, 3, 4 (simultaneously): " We have to keep smoking, we have not satisfied Chens theorem yet!

by That Classy Kid May 11, 2010

Yeet Theorem

when there is a mathematical problem and there is nearly no solution to solve the problem, yeet theorem may be useful as it ignores every mathematical rules and move the symbols in the equation easily. it may be used as a reference

Show that 3^2=9
3^2
=23
Since 23 is the 9th prime number, 3^2=9 (yeet theorem)

by MarvellousAss January 14, 2020

Major Theorem

The concept that the triangle is the most powerful element

John: Hey what did we do in math today?
Willie: We learned about the Major Theorem.

by cb8812 February 27, 2017