A sadist who creates impossible equations for experimenters to solve
Theoretical physicists are the one guy in the office who makes an impossible deadline for an impossible task.
by uselesstemporary September 20, 2014
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Contrary to the other definition, a theoretical physicist is actually a masochist who spends years trying to figure out some shit that mankind won't find useful until long after he's dead. More likely though, he will be left as a fleeting memory in the minds of apathetic and high high school students.
Student 1: duude. relativity n shit is weird as fuck. i dont know who made it, porbably some theoretical physicist
Student 2: I think it was Newton
by HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHA January 06, 2021
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