The Security 

A trusted friend who accepts responsibility for the safety of the group. He likes to observe and naturally watches out for his group. He watches every other members back. The Security likes to take space from the rest of the group sometimes just observing from across the room. He doesn't mind the alone time.

"yo, over there is The Security. Don't worry, you are cool."

The Security by Michael C. Crawford Jr. April 20, 2008

The Security MBA 

The Security MBA (Masters of Beer Appreciation) is a group meeting in Ohio since 2004 on a monthly basis for the sharing of information regarding InfoSec, crypto, CyberCrime, hacking, Internet law, social engineering, identity, forensics, firearms, national security, and more topics within the Information Security bailiwick. With usually free beer. Informative, casual, conversational, sometimes irreverent, frequently entertaining, The Security MBA is wickedly fun.

"Hey Bob, you need to come to The Security MBA tonight! Free beer, and strippers!"

"Dude, did you say beer, I'm in!"

The Security MBA by Trogdor the Burninat0r October 21, 2009

Raj the security guard 

Regional Christchurch slang for particularly thirsty single men regularly seen posing in mall mirrors. Loves gym selfies but never manages to get his face in the shot. Has no game and repeatedly tries the same tactics expecting a different result. Often confused about their own sexuality.

I got catfish by another Raj the security guard. Sweet guns but a face only a mother could love

Raj the security guard by Thurston Harde April 15, 2021

Theory of the Security Mode

A developmental and social theory describing a psychological state—often emerging in childhood or adolescence—characterized by hypervigilance, risk aversion, and a focus on maintaining safety rather than pursuing growth. Individuals raised in “security mode” were conditioned to prioritize avoiding threats over exploring opportunities. This mode can persist into adulthood, shaping career choices, relationships, and worldviews. The theory explains why some people, even when objectively safe, continue to act as if danger is imminent—they were never allowed to exit security mode. It contrasts with “growth mode,” where exploration and risk are possible.

Theory of the Security Mode Example: “She grew up in a household where any mistake was punished, so she entered adulthood in security mode—always calculating safety, never daring to apply for jobs that stretched her abilities.”

Theory of the Security Mode by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 25, 2026

Theory of the Social Security Mode

An extension of the security mode concept to whole societies or communities. When a social group experiences prolonged instability, threat, or trauma, it can enter a collective security mode—prioritizing safety, order, and cohesion over freedom, creativity, and dissent. Institutions tighten, outsiders are suspected, and conformity becomes a virtue. The theory explains how entire nations can shift toward authoritarianism during crises, and how communities can remain stuck in defensive postures long after the threat has passed. Exiting social security mode requires not just material safety but also collective rituals of healing and trust‑rebuilding.

Theory of the Social Security Mode Example: “After the terrorist attacks, the country entered social security mode: surveillance expanded, dissent was labeled unpatriotic, and immigrants faced suspicion for years—even when statistics showed the original threat had been contained.”

Theory of the Social Security Mode by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 25, 2026

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell 

A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.

Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...

Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell by Shawn B. January 15, 2007