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The landing.

When you and your squad get your arse handed to you in warzone and blame it on where you jumped and landed. Nothing at all to do with you and your team being shit at the game.
Team1: Fuck I’m down..
Team2: it’s the landing. bro I tell you!
Team3: yep, shit spot to land!
by CrackheadJim May 24, 2020
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the landing strip

A rectangular strip of pubic hair typically extending from the top of the pussy toward the navel. Widths may vary, as a micro or thin landing strip is typically 1/4" to a 1/2" wide, whereas a wide landing strip may be as much as 2" wide, often coinciding with the width of the thigh gap. The sides are always trimmed off straight and the hair length is keep short but not shaved. A man whose specialty is getting his woman up onto the Big O Plateau quickly and has the stamina for hours long subsequent Australian kissing, is typically picky about having a well-manicured landing strip. It is called a landing strip by men and aussie plateauers because it is indicative of the aussie kissers tongue coming in for a landing, much like an airplane touching down on the tarmac.
Since my new girlfriend enjoys australian kissing so much, I bought a nice new bikini line trimmer to help trim her bush down to be more like the landing strip which was much nicer, neater, and more presentable, so I could get her up onto the big O plateau quickly without getting loose hairs in my mouth.
by TallandThick November 11, 2013
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"stick the landing"

Execute flawlessly from the beginning through the end. Follow through.
All phases of the sales cycle require great attention to detail but to be successful, we must "stick the landing" to close the deal.
by Gia M December 26, 2006
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spot the landing

To drop a comment, joke, etc. during conversation at the perfect time.
Jon Stewart can spot the landing like no other.
by 2004 b. May 16, 2006
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overshot the landing

When you are trying to dose out your medicinal cannabis and you take too much.
"I physically can't get off the couch, I was taking my meds and I overshot the landing."
by Halloweenie06 October 24, 2017
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Sticking the landing

When you jump with an erect penis and land perfectly in the vagina.
Johnny jumped off of the bed to perfectly sticking the landing in Yolanda.
by Mommymilker1000 May 3, 2022
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to stick the landing

To succeed in doing a skateboard or snowboard trick.
I thought you were going to crash but miraculously, you stuck the landing!

(conjugation of "to stick the landing")
by Watchfull Eyes February 20, 2009
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