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The Impossible 

It is Understand language that nobody understand in the box below you will understand what I am trying to make you understand
U have to understand that I have the power to make words become blue. For example power is a word you just saw that became blue. I will turn yellow blue next. Watch, yellow just turned blue. Now I will turn the word dream blue next. dream just turned blue. So that is what I am trying to make you understand I have the power to turn words blue. As I call it, The Impossible
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the impossible situp 

when one bounds another across the head with a shirt and tells him to attempt to do a situp while an acomplice drops his pants and points his ass at the person doing the situp, at which time the shirt is released and the one attempting his the ass with his face
Damn, me and jorge got albert so good with that impossible situp.

the impossible quiz 

a quiz made by splapp-me-do where the quiz taker has to answer 110 questions (120 in the sequel). some require insane logic, fast reflexes, and just pure luck. there are bombs in some questions and if they go off, you'll lose all of your lives. bomb times can reach from 15 seconds, to 1 second (seriously). in the first, the only thing to help you are skips (but they are useless due to the fact that question 110 is use all 7 skips). in the second, a new thing is featured: the fusestopper. it destroys the bomb in a question to give you more time to think. the quiz is availible on addictinggames (no music though), newgrounds, notdoppler, and other websites.
Question 1 from the impossible quiz:
How many holes in a polo? Answer: 4

Question 1 from the impossible quiz 2:
Where does the general keep his soldiers? Answer: Up his sleevies.
the impossible quiz by Fruity PoPs October 14, 2007

The Impossible Dream

The courage to follow the goal your heart desires, no matter how difficult.

The Impossible Sit Up 

A dirty trick you pull on a friend at a party, where you hold a towel over a friends face while he tries to do a sit up with you pulling down on it. While your friend tries to do this sit up you have another friend bend down over him and pull down his pants then you release the towel and your friends face goes into an asshole.
Kean: Aw man I was so drunk last night but I sobered up really fast when Darren and Matt got me to do The Impossible Sit Up.

The Impossible Quiz 

the hellish hard quiz that is found on newgrounds and addictinggames
it has 110 questions and its very difficult
I went to the 47th question on the impossible quiz!

The Impossible Project 

Next generation instant films. They bought out the polaroid factory when it closed and sold all the old film to make money to make there new films. (PX series.)

a.k.a They make polaroid film!
Cindy: Where can i buy film for my polaroid camera?

Jesus: Go to the impossible project! www.theimpossibleproject.com
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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