The Wooly

When a girls pubic hair is so long you floss your teeth while eating her out.

Bruh I just got The Wooly from Amanda last night. Her pubic hair was so long it flossed my teeth.

by retr0_392 September 27, 2022

chompin' on the wooly

Oral sex, often associated with lesbians.

Those girls were really chompin' on the wooly last night.

by chjo January 30, 2007

dyed in the wool

An expression meaning that certain aspects or traits of a person or people will stay the same and never change.

"If I didn't know any better, I'd say your family are dyed in the wool hard-core Christians."

by Bungalow Bill January 9, 2008

The Woody Effect

The Woody Effect is serious and contagious effect first discovered at Wilfrid Laurier University. The first signs of the effect were seen during the University's frosh week. The rumour claims that an individual going by the persona of "Woody" was confused with the idea of frosh week, and assumed that it lasted all four years and not just a week. This lead to him spending his days brainwashing unsuspecting students (using techniques learned in Psychology) to drink despite them being behind in readings, having exams the next day, or that they were currently in an exam. Projections done by the University show a shocking number of drop outs in the future because of this effect. Special constables in Kitchener, Waterloo are currently investigating this effect and trying to contain it before it spreads to other Universities.

Woody: Bro what are you doing tonight?
Victim: Studying man I need to catch up in Economics.
Woody: What the fuccck dude it's university, you've changed, I'll be at your res in 5 and then we'll grab. It's 1 dollar beer night at Firehall too.
Victim: Do I have a choice?
Woody: Nope. You're already a victim of The Woody Effect

by iLurk October 25, 2012

dingus in the wool

A cute little doofus of a kid who wears a wool-lined coat, even when the weather dictates otherwise.

I see Jay, Eric, and Vito, but where's ol' Dingus in the Wool?

by Jimdaly07 August 9, 2017

The Woody Woodpecker

Sexual technique:
When a girl is sucking on your balls, and you tap the head of your cock on her forehead. Just like Woody Woodpecker Would.

"Dude, I gave my girl the old Woody WoodPecker last night! It was great, but I don't think she digs the bruise on her grill!"

by The Hunter June 11, 2006

pull the wool over someones eyes

to deceive or mislead someone

They think they can pull the wool over his eyes but they can't fool anyone. (example of pull the wool over someones eyes)

by The Return of Light Joker October 21, 2009