The Wanton 

Pussy pump a girl so her meat flaps are puffed up and chunky, like a wanton noodle. The girl then squeezes her thighs together while a male or female pisses on her crotch. The piss should pool up on her pussy and thighs, resembling the broth from the wanton soup at the local china buffet.

The Wanton - Hey Honey, shut the fuck up, I'm gonna pump that pussy, squeeze those legs, then piss on them. Tell your friend to get over here and drink the broth, save the noodle for me.

The Wanton by Dev10uS June 16, 2010

The Waltons 

An awesome show from the 1970's, which captures true family values, rather than that of the 2000's which is all about "ME." Where selfish celebrities dominate the air waves. I am only 15, but the show is great, there will never be a better show than the Waltons

Typical teenager: Hey did you see Dane Cook on SNL last night?

Me: Naaw dude, I watched the Waltons.

Typical teenager: What the hell is that?

Me: (Shows a 3 minute clip of the show)

Typical teenager: Wow that looks soooo boring and stupid.

Me: (Rolls eyes) Whatever dude, maybe this world wouldn't be as hateful today if we didn't have people like you, and if we had more shows like this.

Typical teenager: F*** off you faggot!

Me: (Thinks nothing of it because I don't care what people think)

The Waltons by JanitorWithAnAxe July 14, 2011

The Wynton Marsalis 

While wiping one's ass after dropping a deuce, an individual releases a fart, of which the sound pitch changes because of the location of the hand and toilet paper near the anal region.

Similar to when a trumpet player would apply a "plunger" during play to change the sound of his instrument. Wynton Marsalis is considered one of the best Trumpet players of our time, hence the name "The Wynton Marsalis".

The Wynton Marsalis by Mitch583 May 17, 2010

the waltons 

a very big close close family that all live together under one roof , hang out together and even marriage like between 1st cousins , inbred insestuos pikey types , dids in bricks .

gypos , pykeys , the ings, kakas , the waltons , family , together, under one roof

the waltons by locks heath renegade master November 25, 2010

The Wonton14

The one true ruler of the universe. The one who makes all things right. Aura.

My attacks have no affect on you? Who decided that? Your darkness Swallowed up my sun? Who decided that? The Wonton14 did.

The Wonton14 by The Wonton14 October 14, 2025

Stuffing the Wonton 

Having anal sex with an obese Asian Man

Dude He was Stuffing the Wonton so long he ran out of Duck Sauce

Stuffing the Wonton by Davie Dee March 27, 2011

The Dalles Wahtonka High School 

A medium sized public school located in the small northern Oregon town of The Dalles (presumably the same 'Dalles' as found in the title of the school itself). Since 2010, it has adopted the 'credit by proficiency' grading system because it's students are too retarded for traditional grading systems. Amazingly, despite the dumbed down grading, only 60% of students receive their diplomas on time. Jocks are generally looked down upon, popularity instead being bestowed upon the stoners/hipsters who rather than doing anything with their lives will most likely spend the rest of their days thinking they are better than everyone else for some reason they can't ever explain. Solipsism runs deep in the hallowed halls of TDWHS. The teachers of TDWHS were once great, but have since been given up on the depressing stoner/hipster crowd they have been given the herculean task of teaching. Many spend their days eyes glazed over as some up-and-coming (read: shit terrible) music reverberates through the rotting interior of the forsaken school. Others have ironically conformed to the hipsters. The students of TDWHS are a prime example of anti-intellectualism, devolution, political ignorance, and basically everything that is wrong with human beings.

Haha I'm actually happy to be a graduate of The Dalles Wahtonka High School. I just like making fun of all the people from my school, because most of them genuinely aren't cool.

The Dalles Wahtonka High School by VladimirTheHammer December 2, 2013