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Noun - the act of performing below expectations.

Verb - to fail miserably, whether by deliberate actions or unforeseen circumstance / chance.
Noun - my fantasy football team was projected to win this week, but they pulled a wonton and scored half as many as my opponent.

Verb - Jeremy: "Did Matt ever pay up on that $100 bet?" Jason: "No, the kid wontoned me and said he would buy me a couple lunches and call it even, and then he double wontoned me by backing out of that deal too"
by jay20716 October 13, 2014
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A type of dumpling common to Chinese cooking. Also comes deep fried and maybe filled with delicious minced meats and assorted food.
I like to order Wontons from the Chinese Resturant
by Boris from Russia October 25, 2006
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causing a lot of destruction or damage

a type of delicious dumpling used in soup or noodle soup found in Chinese cuisine
that holy hand grenade caused some wonton damage.

that wonton soup with rice noodles tasted delish!
by papermachete October 26, 2005
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The best player ever on the server Shadowsong in the game World of Warcraft.

His way with words cause women to immediately become impregnated and cause men to weep in utter jealousy.
Typical forum activity.

Noob 1: Iz be trollin'

Wontons: I am here.

Noobs 2-300: OMG ILU

The thread then gets deleted due to sheer awesomeness.
by Notwontons November 28, 2009
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