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Dis-arming the Vaginal Seeking Missile 

"Does anyone really need an example for Dis-arming the vaginal seeking missile?"

The Vaginal Mombo 

When the vagina tries to break free from the body.
The doctor told me that the best way to avoid the vaginal mombo is to take horse hormone pills.

the vaginal idol

a competition for which vagina can sing the best. the record high score for now is 1, when a fart was mistaken for a single note.
Are you going to participate in the vaginal idol? You better start training now! In public!

Vaginal fluid on the brain 

Vaginal fluid on the brain, is when you cant think of anything else but vaginal fluid and sex. Approximatley 99% of human males are affected.
Dude1: man i cant stop thinking of sex today

Dude2: Sounds like you have a case vaginal fluid on the brain.

vaginal fluid on the brain 

on a certain day of the week (mostly on mondays) someone might feel retarded or simply stupid. Some beleive it is caused by vaginal fluid that may be in the brain. It is normally caused by fatigue or mostly a hangover.
"holly shit today i had at least 87% vaginal fluid on the brain!"

how come?

"its a monday u fuckin retard"