3 definitions by a guy at wwphs$

penile fracture

An event that usually happens after a sexually tragic event. Happened in Romeo and Juliet, the Titanic movie, and countless times among slut girls in high school. Not to be confused with heartbreak.

A: I had penile fracture yesterday! It hurt so much!
B: Of course, your gf weighs 666 pounds!
A: No, first she's only 120 pounds. She got pregnant and I got AIDS, this is why I have penile fracture.

by a guy at wwphs$ June 14, 2017

Liang

When someone sticks out their middle finger and it magically grows so huge like Pinocchio's nose that it goes right through the roof into Santa Claus on Christmas, killing him. Yep, no more presents.

She did a Liang and the kids cried because their gifts were missing. Who is to blame?

by a guy at wwphs$ March 23, 2017

the vaginal idol

a competition for which vagina can sing the best. the record high score for now is 1, when a fart was mistaken for a single note.

Are you going to participate in the vaginal idol? You better start training now! In public!

by a guy at wwphs$ June 13, 2017