The Strokers 

A Group of Young men, of ALL races that are known to stroke or masturbate atleast once a day. This Association is found at THA WALL, located in Le Grand High School.Founded in 2003 when a young male came to school and told everyone his tales of the many...many times he has MASTURBATED!

Young Man: I finally stroked it...and now I can't stop!
CEO of THE STROKERS: well young man WELCOME TO THE STROKERS.

The Strokers by MARCO April 4, 2005

The Strokes 

Music that began the original rock music that we now love and cherishfinally. Spastic guitars that blend to make one melodic sound, steady and fact drum beats that create the backbone of the music, smooth basslines that keep you awake while wondering what the hell the bassist is thinking about, and a voice that makes you want to fuck. and then fuck some more.

I am listening to the strokes, ie sex.

The Strokes by Cin September 25, 2003

The Strokes 

A brilliant band who brought about the garage punk/rock revolution. Ahh... The Strokes are not British.

Julian Casablancas is the fucking bomb!

The Strokes by C December 13, 2003

The Strokes 

The strokes.
A great band, intelligent guys who decided not to do what the rest of the bands are doing, but rather they gathered a little from everything and created a unique and fresh sound. And a great style.
Ok, this is not rock & roll..actually, you can´t call it anything...they ARE a new genre by themselves, despite what some people say.
So, yeah! bring back rock & roll! and let The Strokes keep doing the great music they do.
That´s all I have to say.

Julian Casablancas is the sexiest & cutiest guy out there right now...will they ever come down to Southamerica??
I´ll be their interpreter more than happy!!!

The Strokes by Barbar February 1, 2004

The Strokes 

the greatest fucking band to come out EVER. five cool and hot guys who can make music.

the strokes kick ass

The Strokes by Anonymous September 26, 2003

the strokes 

A very, very kick ass band from NYC. They're by far one of the best shows you can see live.

I went to a Strokes concert and it was BAD ASS

the strokes by Matt June 22, 2004

The Strokes 

an extremely talented new york band led by one of the sexiest guys ever, julian casablancas...consists of fab on drums, jules as vocals, nick on guitar, albie on guitar, and nikolai on bass....they rock, and they rock HARD.

'man i saw the most awesome thing last nite'
'what was it?'
'the strokes!'

The Strokes by tiny terror January 7, 2004