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The Spork Baron

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One of the single greatest demi-supervillains of all time.
It's a spoon! Its a fork! No, it's THE SPORK BARON!
The Spork Baron by The Spork Baron October 20, 2003

The Human Spork

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A nickname for any guy who spoons like a boss.
Sleeping with him is so nice, it must be because he's The Human Spork.
The Human Spork by TheHumanSpork December 13, 2015

Spork in the Road 

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When a road splits into two roads, but ALSO dips. I imagine a fork in the road...and now the dip.
When I hit that spork in the road, I went left but the dip excited me a little bit. It wasn't very notable.

clear the snorkel 

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To masturbate

Same as...

Bash the bishop
Choke the chicken
Yank the plank
Clean the pipes
Grapple the gorilla
Pet the one eyed snake
Stroke the salami
Massage colin
Toss off
Shake hands with the milkman
Greet the old chap
tommy tank
Spank Off
Spank the Monkey
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc
I went to the club, but y mack was weak, I had to go home alone and clear the snorkel.
clear the snorkel by Dwayne November 22, 2005

The snorks 

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Characters of an terrible animated 80's show that were systematically exterminated by the Japanese Fishing industry.
Guy one: I wonder when they are going to come out with some new Snorks Episodes.
Guy 2: I have some really bad News, the Snorks were all eaten by the Japanese.
Guy 1: Are the smurfs ok?
Guy 2: Nope, cats.
The snorks by Jerkymcstupid August 7, 2010

the snorkle 

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when the testicles are used to cover the snorklees eyes, similar to googles and the penis is inserted into the mouth resembling a snorkling breathing apparatus.
Charballs- "dude why do you have two black eyes,your lips are bleeding at the corners, and your face smells like ball cheese?"
Nate- "i got the snorkle by a trans-sexual afro-american prostitute, i'd rather not talk about it."
Charballs- "You would figure by the time the penis was inserted into your mouth you would have realized she was a man . . . "
Nate- "ya about that"
the snorkle by Skoorbnut March 11, 2008
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026
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