Definitions by Skoorbnut
Wet Waffle
The act of boinking (sexual intercourse) with an ugly Female whose breast resemble the grid like structure of a waffle,In turn preventing ejaculation (skeet)
So you piss on the bitch. . .
So you piss on the bitch. . .
Malcolm- Yo i fucked this bitch last night. She had waffle titties
Charles- So did you boink her?
Malcolm- Hell ya, gave that bitch the wet waffle!
Charles- So did you boink her?
Malcolm- Hell ya, gave that bitch the wet waffle!
Wet Waffle by Skoorbnut March 12, 2008
Skittlephiliac
One who becomes so addicted to skittles it rules thier life. They have even had sexual encounter involving skittles.
Malcolm: Nate put the bag down
Nate: NEVER i can stop when i want!
Malcom: Give me that bag . . . why is this all stick!?!?!?!?
Charballs: Nate your a skittlephiliac its time for an intervention
Nate: NEVER i can stop when i want!
Malcom: Give me that bag . . . why is this all stick!?!?!?!?
Charballs: Nate your a skittlephiliac its time for an intervention
Skittlephiliac by Skoorbnut March 11, 2008
the snorkle
when the testicles are used to cover the snorklees eyes, similar to googles and the penis is inserted into the mouth resembling a snorkling breathing apparatus.
Charballs- "dude why do you have two black eyes,your lips are bleeding at the corners, and your face smells like ball cheese?"
Nate- "i got the snorkle by a trans-sexual afro-american prostitute, i'd rather not talk about it."
Charballs- "You would figure by the time the penis was inserted into your mouth you would have realized she was a man . . . "
Nate- "ya about that"
Nate- "i got the snorkle by a trans-sexual afro-american prostitute, i'd rather not talk about it."
Charballs- "You would figure by the time the penis was inserted into your mouth you would have realized she was a man . . . "
Nate- "ya about that"
the snorkle by Skoorbnut March 11, 2008