The Solution
The Solution by TheSolutionHaHa September 24, 2018
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the solution
similar to the situation, mike sorentio, the solution refers to a man or men that isn't just the man or the answer he is the total package, the solution. Not only is said person or persons well endowed, have perfect hair and a craving for the richest things in life (i.e. grading papers, pleasuring women, and fighting crime) he also is a man of much wealth fortune and insight (usually not a women)
Mike Sorentio may be the Situation, but Chuck Norris is the solution.
Pat Hayes' perfect parted hair is nothing short of solution to life's baldness.
Pat Hayes' perfect parted hair is nothing short of solution to life's baldness.
the solution by The Big Deal of J.S. Hayesings May 1, 2011
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The solution to men
Join my progressive cult! Start a union and let the women fuck the fat cocks instead of you and berate you for having a small dick. Don't worry, when they run out of fat cocks you can feed their bastard kids until you die!
Hym "Yeah, hey, fuck face. You aren't seeming to get it. I'm not men. I'm not people. In the same way that women want to be treated as individuals. There is no solution to men. Me getting paid more to work my shitty gas station job isn't ME getting credit for MY contributions to society. Which are SUBSTANTIAL AND MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER HAVE. You aren't protecting young men from thinking wrong. It's your cult or theirs. Their incest cult gets me a free fuck-slave. What does yours get me? NOTHING. I get to be another body for the collectivist horde and I get WHAT, exactly? 'The solution to men' is 'Do whatever it takes to not be beholden to shit-libs, up to and including human trafficing and/or child murder. Whatever it takes.' That's the fucking solution."
The solution to men by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
The Platinum Solution
Spending over $100,000 in taxpayer funds to implement a shit collection of shit band-aid solutions on some existing piece of fucking shit.
Gov guy 1: "Man, I can't believe you spent a hundred bucks on that piece of shit car."
Gov guy 2: "Yeah, it's not gonna work. We better invest a few hundred K in improving it."
Gov guy 1: "You know you can get a solid, working car for $10,000, right?"
Gov guy 2: "Yeah, but then I'd have to admit that I threw away that initial hundred bucks, and I'm much too proud. So, you know, I'ma implement The Platinum Solution"
Gov guy 2: "Yeah, it's not gonna work. We better invest a few hundred K in improving it."
Gov guy 1: "You know you can get a solid, working car for $10,000, right?"
Gov guy 2: "Yeah, but then I'd have to admit that I threw away that initial hundred bucks, and I'm much too proud. So, you know, I'ma implement The Platinum Solution"
The Platinum Solution by PositiveZero April 14, 2008
The Jeroen-solution
Getting a potato chip that lies on your neck into your mouth while your hands are tied behind your back... a true Jeroen-solution.
If you are in a situation that seems hopeless, then the last thing you should do is give up. You should hold on until the end and you will always find the Jeroen-solution.
If you are in a situation that seems hopeless, then the last thing you should do is give up. You should hold on until the end and you will always find the Jeroen-solution.
The Jeroen-solution by Oscar Jin April 12, 2008
The Hutcho Solution
When a student in class developed a new way to answer a maths question, that the teacher didn't think of.
Teacher: do it this way
Student: I have a better way, try this, it is heaps quicker
Teacher: oh yeah, why didnt I think of that, that's the Hutcho Solution
Student: I have a better way, try this, it is heaps quicker
Teacher: oh yeah, why didnt I think of that, that's the Hutcho Solution
The Hutcho Solution by TheChalkie August 15, 2022
the final solution
the final solution by Georgecloony1234 January 25, 2017
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