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The Ramen King 

A prophecy once told of a boy named Ethan who would rise from a chicken flavored Ramen noodle packet, and restore peace to this Earth. Some say he could throw a ramen packet farther than the Chemo King himself. Others say he could whip his foes with his extremely long ramen-like hair.
The Ramen King saved us from a galactic space whale, my nibbaz
The Ramen King by B4dg3r January 21, 2017

The Ramen Noodle 

When you are lieing on your stomach with your pants pulled down and your penis between your legs. While the girl lies behind you giving you a blowjob with a finger in your butt.
Originated in Waterloo Ontario from a student at Laurier University.
Yo last night my girl gave me the best Ramen Noodle.
Did you hear about Michael last night getting the Ramen Noodle.
The Ramen Noodle by JLZ96 April 4, 2017

The Ramen Rater 

A website where instant noodles are reviewed. Very useful when going to the asian grocery and faced with a confusing wall of ramen[ noodles. www.theramenrater.com.
I was in Seattle at an asian grocery and couldn't read any of the noodle bags, so I hit up The Ramen Rater for some help.
The Ramen Rater by dogjuice February 24, 2012

the ramen burger 

It is a regular burger, but with Ramen noodles instead of buns. This is usually eaten if food stamps didn't come in yet and you have no burger buns.
I didn't have any buns so I had to go and make ramen noodle burgers. The ramen burger was a last minute options.

The "Ramen" 

This strange, disabled, manchild, is an idiot who just got his sweaty hands on a phone. He is so stupid that the FBI is trying to put him down because his cancerous stupidity is contagious. Even harambe agrees that he needs serious help.
The "Ramen" is currently running around nakid in the wild.
The "Ramen" by The "Ramen" January 26, 2017

The Ruben's fast

A form of fasting which permits only consuming Fudruckers, salt grass and Rosa's cafe, banana splits, and Watta Burger for an entire week.
Person one: Hey next week I have to fast, so i am going to chose to do the Ruben's fast
Person two: yea I will try it also
The Ruben's fast by Ben Steller October 26, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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