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The only thing between 500,000 Americans and utter starvation.
by Rie November 11, 2003
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food of the gods. consists of squiggly noodle brick and a packet of condensed flavor powder.
Moses: whatcha eating?
God: Ramen.
by mephisto June 03, 2003
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Can be acquired in two convenient, and scrumptious, forms.

1) Cup O' Ramen.
2) Brick O' Ramen.

College students base their diets around beef, shrimp, chicken, and oriental flavored noodles.

There are better, tastier foods to purchase, such as hot pockets and bagel bites. But ramen saves money so you can buy more liquor, so who really gives a fuck.
Jess, a college student, has ramen for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. She's lucky that ramen exists, because if it didn't, she'd be crying from starvation and drinking no more tears shampoo.
by G|23G October 23, 2003
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(n.)
A freeze-dried block of survival.

Contrary to popular belief, use of stove is not required to prepare this meal of many flavours. No real measurements are needed. Just a bowl, some water, the ingredients in the package and a microwave oven. Approximately 1 minute and 20 seconds on high will do the trick.
I've actually found ramen on sale for seven cents a package.
by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004
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Magical joy-giving substance made of most mysterious reagents. Often coupled with water in cauldron bubble to unleash the power of the joy.
Double, double, ramen and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble!
by Lucas November 04, 2003
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A college student's staple food, given that most of the poor kid's money will go directly towards tuition and rent.
8 packets of Ramen noodles for a dollar. Not a bad deal at all, since that's all most students can afford until their next paychecks.
by AYB July 30, 2003
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Ramen is the best food you will ever eat. The chicken ramen is the best. If you really want it to be good add some hot sauce. Its the food for gods.
by Bixch December 02, 2018
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