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The M-word 

Thanks to a shity gaming company otherwise known as EA. The M-word is otherwise known as microtransactions. Other commonly used references are micro gambling.
EA: We need to punch loyal gamers in the dick, but how?
DICE: Please dont say the M-word..
EA: MICROTRANSACTIONS!!!

DICE: Welp...
REDDIT: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
EA: The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishments for unlocking different Heroes.
Reddit: Nope!
Words you can keep

The m-word 

The m-word = masturbating/masturbation

It’s like the n-word, but instead of saying it out of respect for the black population, you say it because you’re a fucking pussy.
Guy 1 (virgin): You mothertrucker!
Guy 2 (literal motherfucker): wut?
Guy 1 (virgin): You commited THE M-WORD IN MY HOUSE!!
Guy 2 (literal motherfucker): Are you perhaps referring to WANKING OFF? You’re a complete fucking moron for saying that. Also, I fucked your mother.

The M word

Otherwise known as “The Scottish Play, the M word is never to be said in any theater under any circumstances. It is seen as extremely taboo among the thespian community, and is associated with whatever show is being produced failing or having some sort of tragedy in the cast.
Person A: “this show is so dumb, can’t we put on something cool... like Macbeth

Person B: “Bro, you can’t say the M word in a theater”
The M word by Macintosh Beth October 11, 2019

The 'M' Word 

One of the most dreaded words to hear for single, Australian men aspiring to hook up with a woman he's fancied for a while.

The first time she utters this word to him, tears his heart in half and every subsequent time only makes it hurt even more.

Its a subtle way of the woman rejecting him in a more informal way.

There can be no more harmful word spoken by a woman to the single, Australian bloke.

The word is 'MATE'.
Bazza: "Shazza, you keen for a coffee or a movie sometime?"
Shazza: "Sure, MATE. How about next weekend?"

Bazza goes to best mate the next day.

Daz: "So dude, did you ask out Shazza yet?"
Bazza: "Yeah man, but she dropped the 'M' word."
Daz: "Ouch, you got burnt bro haha!"
The 'M' Word by The D.I. March 16, 2009

The "m" word 

The term used to pussy-foot around saying "masturbate" out of embarrassment.
Girl: Hey wanna skype me?
Guy: I can't. Give me 10 minutes.. I'm a little busy.
Girl: ..Doing what?
Guy: I'm doing the "m" word..
Girl: Can I watch?
Guy: Sure, but you have to m word, too.
The "m" word by Jacyn Lyn October 20, 2011

The M Word

Melanin is the "M" word. Media outlets must have a "Melanin memo" somewhere telling them to never ever use the word melanin. #ABC #CBS #NBC #CNN #FOX #BBC #PBS #RT #ALJAZEERA all are in compliance.
"Broadcasters are to never use The M Word melanin. In referring to African people whether on the continent or in the diaspora the terms 'people of color' or 'black people' note lowercase b is the standard. "
The M Word by RBGMan June 23, 2018

the M word

noun; Marijuana, colloquial with California legislation determining the legality of Medical Marijuana.
"There was a time when 'the M word' would never be mentioned at a State legislation meeting."

-California Assemblyman, Tom Amiano
the M word by Geek McMackey January 26, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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