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The Gordon Lightfoot
Noun. The act of tapping someone lightly on the nuts with your foot in an attempt to either piss them off, or let them know you mean business.
Lowry was getting ticked that Hank kept peeing on his house so he went out to yell at him one day to find that Hank would not listen so readily. Lowry then proceeded to give Hank "The Gordon Lightfoot", which knocked Hank out of his alcoholic trance. Then Hank having been "Gordon Lightfooted" decided to turn his life around and become a porn star.
The Gordon Lightfoot by Rapscalions without inhibition April 28, 2008
The Gordon Effect
The Gordon Effect is the Karl effect but changed for Gordon Evans. If a teacher asked what the “Gordon Effect” is, students must respond that it is something related to basketball. But really, it describes someone who is zesty af.
The Gordon Effect by Sybillol May 15, 2023
The Gordy
When you go to McDonald's, order this. It's 300 nuggets served with one sauce cause your chubby ass can only hold one sauce while you drive for Uber.
The Gordy by Rainbow Carnage. June 30, 2018
The Gordon School
An independent co-educational school in East Providence RI. Founded in 1910 by Dr. Helen West Cooke, it's original campus was a small house on Angel St. in Providence. In the early 60's however, a far larger and more suitable campus was built just off of Narraganset Bay in East Providence.
Gordon's founded, Dr. Cooke had originally created the school to provide an alternative school for her son Gordon, whom the school is named after. She wanted him to be educated alongside girls in a diverse "open air" environment where students would be stimulated and challenged as well as learn to enjoy learning. Classes would be held with open windows whenever the weather permitted, and students would be taken outside most days. The Gordon School was one of the first schools in the country to be integrated, and remains to this day one of the more diverse private schools in the state.
Gordon's founded, Dr. Cooke had originally created the school to provide an alternative school for her son Gordon, whom the school is named after. She wanted him to be educated alongside girls in a diverse "open air" environment where students would be stimulated and challenged as well as learn to enjoy learning. Classes would be held with open windows whenever the weather permitted, and students would be taken outside most days. The Gordon School was one of the first schools in the country to be integrated, and remains to this day one of the more diverse private schools in the state.
Chris: I went to The Wheeler School from nursery through high school.
Ken: Cool, I went to MB for high school, but all before that I was at The Gordon School.
Chris: Oh yea, I think I've heard of that. How was it?
Ken: Great.
Ken: Cool, I went to MB for high school, but all before that I was at The Gordon School.
Chris: Oh yea, I think I've heard of that. How was it?
Ken: Great.
The Gordon School by Lomov November 29, 2010
the gordon ramsey
You cook for your girl but forget to wash your hands after handling jalapenos. Then decide to have sex with her. Thus spreading that jalapeno to her vagina causing burning pain.
Guy 1: "My girl loved dinner but I forgot to wash my hands."
Guy 2: " oh shit! You performed the Gordon Ramsey! I bet that sucked for her! "
Guy 2: " oh shit! You performed the Gordon Ramsey! I bet that sucked for her! "
the gordon ramsey by Baddies007 February 22, 2018
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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