The Gord 

The awesome owner of the Gamer's Edge store in Canada. He has a website telling of his adventures with idiot customers.

"Door's on your left."
Love the Gord, fear the Gord. The Gord is great, the Gord is our Gord.

The Gord by Chrisso May 18, 2004

The Gordon Lightfoot 

Noun. The act of tapping someone lightly on the nuts with your foot in an attempt to either piss them off, or let them know you mean business.

Lowry was getting ticked that Hank kept peeing on his house so he went out to yell at him one day to find that Hank would not listen so readily. Lowry then proceeded to give Hank "The Gordon Lightfoot", which knocked Hank out of his alcoholic trance. Then Hank having been "Gordon Lightfooted" decided to turn his life around and become a porn star.

The Gordon Lightfoot by Rapscalions without inhibition April 28, 2008

The Gordon Effect 

The Gordon Effect is the Karl effect but changed for Gordon Evans. If a teacher asked what the “Gordon Effect” is, students must respond that it is something related to basketball. But really, it describes someone who is zesty af.

Nah he got hit by the Gordon effect

The Gordon Effect by Sybillol May 15, 2023

The Gordy

When you go to McDonald's, order this. It's 300 nuggets served with one sauce cause your chubby ass can only hold one sauce while you drive for Uber.

I'm hungry as fuck. Why don't we split The Gordy? I'm not that fucking hungry.

The Gordy by Rainbow Carnage. June 30, 2018

The Gordon School 

An independent co-educational school in East Providence RI. Founded in 1910 by Dr. Helen West Cooke, it's original campus was a small house on Angel St. in Providence. In the early 60's however, a far larger and more suitable campus was built just off of Narraganset Bay in East Providence.
Gordon's founded, Dr. Cooke had originally created the school to provide an alternative school for her son Gordon, whom the school is named after. She wanted him to be educated alongside girls in a diverse "open air" environment where students would be stimulated and challenged as well as learn to enjoy learning. Classes would be held with open windows whenever the weather permitted, and students would be taken outside most days. The Gordon School was one of the first schools in the country to be integrated, and remains to this day one of the more diverse private schools in the state.

Chris: I went to The Wheeler School from nursery through high school.

Ken: Cool, I went to MB for high school, but all before that I was at The Gordon School.

Chris: Oh yea, I think I've heard of that. How was it?

Ken: Great.

The Gordon School by Lomov November 29, 2010

the gordon's fisherman 

trust him

I like your hat. You look like the gordon's fisherman

the gordon's fisherman by JenThe80'sFan April 19, 2004

the gordon ramsey

You cook for your girl but forget to wash your hands after handling jalapenos. Then decide to have sex with her. Thus spreading that jalapeno to her vagina causing burning pain.

Guy 1: "My girl loved dinner but I forgot to wash my hands."

Guy 2: " oh shit! You performed the Gordon Ramsey! I bet that sucked for her! "

the gordon ramsey by Baddies007 February 22, 2018