JenThe80'sFan's definitions

euchre

A card game that can only fully be understood when you're drunk.

...Oh, I understand euchre now, but I still don't want to play.

by JenThe80'sFan June 1, 2004

malibu

Coconut flavored alcoholic bliss. The Nectar of the gods.

I love drinking Malibu.

by JenThe80'sFan August 9, 2004

meat

The upper arm fat of an extremely obese person. Hangs down and swings back and forth.

Look at what's her face, she's wearing that short-sleeved shirt again, with her meat hanging out.

by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004

sierra mist

carbonated beverage that sounds like a stripper name.

up next on the pole we have sierra mist... she will be dancing to Whitesnake's "here i go again"

by JenThe80'sFan February 3, 2004

precious

An engagement ring. Should be shown off to all, but only called "the precious" to a select few.

Angie finally got the precious.

by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004

my pet goat

read the amazon.com review of "my pet goat:"

287 of 292 people found the following review helpful:

Presidential material, through and through!, July 6, 2004
Reviewer: Lolla Fallujah
After reading the enclosed story "The Pet Goat," I was stunned by its lyrical beauty and easy cadence. The tempo, the choice of words, and the layout on each page captured my imagination so much that it took me about seven minutes to recover my bearings.

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by JenThe80'sFan July 27, 2004

swiffer

Something that sounds dirty but isn't.

I like to swiffer on a daily basis.

by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004