grease

There's nothing to eat, wanna go get some grease?
by JenThe80'sFan May 04, 2004
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lovage

Old english lovage, alcoholic cordial. Savor the old english cordial orignally distilled from Devon herbs and spices, using the secret recipe handed down for generations; and still one of Devon's most popular imbibes. Traditionally drunk 2 parts lovage to 1 part brandy as a soothing winter warmer, but if you want something a little more explicit, we recommend 2 parts hennessey to one part lovage. Enjoy, baby.
I love the lovage, baby.
by JenThe80'sFan July 29, 2004
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euchre

A card game that can only fully be understood when you're drunk.
...Oh, I understand euchre now, but I still don't want to play.
by JenThe80'sFan June 01, 2004
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my pet goat

read the amazon.com review of "my pet goat:"

287 of 292 people found the following review helpful:

Presidential material, through and through!, July 6, 2004
Reviewer: Lolla Fallujah
After reading the enclosed story "The Pet Goat," I was stunned by its lyrical beauty and easy cadence. The tempo, the choice of words, and the layout on each page captured my imagination so much that it took me about seven minutes to recover my bearings.
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by JenThe80'sFan July 27, 2004
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precious

An engagement ring. Should be shown off to all, but only called "the precious" to a select few.
by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004
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secret

Something you're not supposed to tell anyone, but somehow gets out regardless of who told who.
I thought that your crush on JT was supposed to be a secret.

Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
by JenThe80'sFan May 12, 2004
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i approve this message

What every political figure seems to say at the end of their ads.
"... I'm John Kerry, and I approve this message."

"... I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message."
by JenThe80'sFan July 28, 2004
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