JenThe80'sFan's definitions

back in the day

A time in one's life looked back upon with great fondness. Usually invokes a memory of a particularly memorable or traumatic incident.

Back in the day, we used to get drunk and cruise the city.

Back in the day, my dad had a mullet.

Back in the day, _________ was a lot cooler than now.

by JenThe80'sFan May 24, 2004

murder death kill

From the movie demolition man. Said in context of something being particularly bad for you.

Try this bacon lard cheese dip, it's murder death kill.

by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004

I was drunk

The universal excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement while intoxicated.

I didn't mean to call you a bitch, I was drunk.

I didn't mean to sleep with your boyfriend, I was drunk.

by JenThe80'sFan September 30, 2004

fat joe

Giant man who licks the bottoms of sneakers, and has many fat men lurking around his house.

Rather than taking the advice of his nutritionist, Fat Joe prefers to lick the bottoms of sneakers because they taste like migrant childrens' sweat.

by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004

secret

Something you're not supposed to tell anyone, but somehow gets out regardless of who told who.

I thought that your crush on JT was supposed to be a secret.

Keep it secret. Keep it safe.

by JenThe80'sFan May 12, 2004

franzia

Cheap wine in a bag inside of a cardboard box.

Nothing says "Get the hell out of my house" like a box of Franzia and a Styx CD.

by JenThe80'sFan July 27, 2004

surly

To exhibit the behavior like that of a dick wad.

Quit being so damn surly!

by JenThe80'sFan February 4, 2004