JenThe80'sFan's definitions

choose your own adventure

A response to a question when you don't really want to be the one to make the decision. Named after the books where you literally "choose your own adventure."

Person 1: Should we go to the mall and buy $75 sweaters, or help the homeless?

Person 2: I don't know. Choose your own adventure.

by JenThe80'sFan February 3, 2004

super mario 3

Still a fun game, but only on original Nintendo.

I like to get drunk and play Super Mario 3.

by JenThe80'sFan March 23, 2004

mashed

To carelessly destroy something in the past tense.

A way to prepare potatoes.

Did you see that apartment when Ted moved out? It was MASHED!

Did you see the way Ted made that potato? It was MASHED!

by JenThe80'sFan February 3, 2004

up north

The upper peninsula of Michigan.

Up north is a virtual mystery to those of us from the lower peninsula.

by JenThe80'sFan May 12, 2004

high suck potential

The elevated potential for a person, place or thing to be very unpleasant, i.e., to suck.

This curried beef smoothie has a high suck potential.

I heard Butter: The Movie! has a high suck potential. Should we go?

That girl who keeps talking about herself has a high suck potential.

by JenThe80'sFan April 27, 2004

tentworm nest

A girl who is so skinny that she looks like a pile of sticks with a web of skin in between. Almost transparent.

Paris Hilton looks like a tentworm nest.

by JenThe80'sFan February 2, 2004

surly

To exhibit the behavior like that of a dick wad.

Quit being so damn surly!

by JenThe80'sFan February 4, 2004