JenThe80'sFan's definitions

landclammer

A person who rummages through trash/garage sale "free" boxes for buried gold (i.e. empty bottles, copper, scrap aluminum, broken household goods, etc.) in the middle of the night.

See Also: trash picker

Jen: Hey. What should we do with these empties?

Derek: Throw them out in the front so the landclammers can get them; they'll be gone by morning.

Jen: Sweet. Can I throw my aluminum siding and broken laserdisc player out there, too?

Derek: Yeah. Knock yourself out.

by JenThe80'sFan June 3, 2008

Crystal Pepsi

A now extinct beverage offered by the pepsi corporation in the early 90's that was delicious. Came in flavors of regular, diet and citrus.

Crystal Pepsi - where did we go wrong???

by JenThe80'sFan October 18, 2003

boink

A word that your parent's use to describe sex to you, even when you are an adult.

Oh my lord, Jennifer! You're... you're not BOINKING him, are you?

Yes mom, he's my husband.

by JenThe80'sFan October 18, 2003

shlumpkin

When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin

by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004

running blumpkin

performing 69 while running and deficating at the same time.

I think that raab himself would be all over a running blumpkin after what I saw in that CKY video.

by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004

franzia

Cheap wine in a bag inside of a cardboard box.

Nothing says "Get the hell out of my house" like a box of Franzia and a Styx CD.

by JenThe80'sFan July 27, 2004

my pet goat

read the amazon.com review of "my pet goat:"

287 of 292 people found the following review helpful:

Presidential material, through and through!, July 6, 2004
Reviewer: Lolla Fallujah
After reading the enclosed story "The Pet Goat," I was stunned by its lyrical beauty and easy cadence. The tempo, the choice of words, and the layout on each page captured my imagination so much that it took me about seven minutes to recover my bearings.

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by JenThe80'sFan July 27, 2004