JenThe80'sFan's definitions

franzia

Cheap wine in a bag inside of a cardboard box.

Nothing says "Get the hell out of my house" like a box of Franzia and a Styx CD.

by JenThe80'sFan July 27, 2004

boink

A word that your parent's use to describe sex to you, even when you are an adult.

Oh my lord, Jennifer! You're... you're not BOINKING him, are you?

Yes mom, he's my husband.

by JenThe80'sFan October 18, 2003

surly

To exhibit the behavior like that of a dick wad.

Quit being so damn surly!

by JenThe80'sFan February 4, 2004

Bea Arthur

1 part rum
1 part vodka
one part boone's farm peach "wine"
canned peaches or pineapple
ice
blender

blend together and get girl drink drunk to the point that you're singing the theme to The Golden Girls.

Thank you for being a friend.

by JenThe80'sFan March 22, 2004

mst3k

The only show that has EVER made me laugh outloud. I think it was funnier with TV's Frank and Joel, but still funnier in the later episodes, but hey, I love Tom Servo's Irish Tenor, too...

Let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year.

by JenThe80'sFan April 29, 2004

swiffer

Something that sounds dirty but isn't.

I like to swiffer on a daily basis.

by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004

shlumpkin

When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin

by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004