The Derty

1.The many acts of nasty adultery with multiple women in frequent occurance.

2.Lifestyle in which you embody and practice the aforementioned daily.

After much consideration, pulling The Derty seems like the optimal choice.

by Sleaz-E March 19, 2011

The Dentyne

To pull off a used condom and squeeze the contents onto the booty calls toothbrush. Typically reserved for a grudge fuck or some scary bitch you don't want to see again now that the booze is wearing off. AKA "Pearlie Whites"

"Hey John, did I see you leave with that Angela bitch?"
"Yeah. We went to her place and I dropped the Dentyne Treatment on her SonicCare."

by Skizunt May 3, 2007

The Derby

The one and only derby is held on a saturday in May, at the venerable Churchill Downs. There you will find the greatest collection of drunken Colonels and wretched whores in the country. The day culminates with the running of the ponies! Dreams are made, and hilljack KY college education funds dashed away.

Colonel Levine has made a habit of dawning his Seersucker suit and heading down to "The Derby" each and every year, to make sure dixie gets a shot at his Buckeye Tree

by NPE January 18, 2005

The Dertz

Can be known as the Dertz, mcdertz, or mcDirties. A slang term for McDonalds in Southern Minnesota (Possibly other areas too)

Bro 1.) Aye, bro! Where you headed?

Bro 2.) shit man, I’m kinda stoned and hungry. I might fly through the Dertz

by GoEatShortsOffBartsbutt May 4, 2023

The Brown Derby

The act of eating one's asshole from the sixty-nine position whilst driving an automobile. May also be referred to as Taint Misbehavin'.

Amy can't get enough of my tongue up her butt. Hell, just yesterday we participated in the Brown Derby on the drive over to her grandmother's house.

by Schlac Daddy September 24, 2006

The redneck derby

When your riding a horse and having sex doggy style while the horse is moving.

Her dad caught us doing the redneck derby.

by Waffle sex in a gingers mouth June 6, 2015

The Foreskin Derby

When an adult male wears the foreskin from a circumcision like a fascinator on his penis. Usually done at the end of a Bris held on the same day as the Kentucky Derby. If a group of men do this a mockup of hobby horsing can be done displaying their talents and foreskin attributes.

This year at the Foreskin Derby I won best in show with a cutoff I found next to the dumpster at the children’s hospital!

by Eggsham December 20, 2024