sleepy time jelly

When you jerk off onto your pillow and got to sleep without wiping it up

Dude, I was watching porn and fell asleep. I woke up 10 minutes later and realized I was rolling in my sleepy time jelly

by GoEatShortsOffBartsbutt August 10, 2017

The Dertz

Can be known as the Dertz, mcdertz, or mcDirties. A slang term for McDonalds in Southern Minnesota (Possibly other areas too)

Bro 1.) Aye, bro! Where you headed?

Bro 2.) shit man, I’m kinda stoned and hungry. I might fly through the Dertz

by GoEatShortsOffBartsbutt May 04, 2023