The Butler 

The name of the unique delivery of snob sperm to a swallowing female. By depositing your gentleman's relish into a teapot and delivering said teapot on a tray to your lover of the evening, she then drinks direct from the spout and swallows with a cunning smile.

Ian: I have chased after you for so long now Tash that I just want you to swallow my semen without a care in the world.

Tash: I will oblige but on the condition that you deliver it as The Butler, you stalking bastad.

The Butler by DJSwiss May 25, 2012

The Butler did it.. 

The answer to every murder mystery

It's only logical that the butler did it.

The Butler did it.. by CornBald October 23, 2004

Shining the Butler 

To waste time lavishing attention (ostensibly in the form of sexual favors) onto a party who cannot provide you any form of significant reward or upward mobility, while the reigning and more influential members of the metaphorical household go unserviced.

Joey spent all day showing his project to the junior VP but I told him he's really just shining the butler, Jenkins the new CTO makes all the decisions around here!

Shining the Butler by GentlemanlyScholar March 26, 2011

Niles the Butler 

A character from the TV show 'The Nanny' played by Daniel Davis.

Niles the Butler, get off GTA V and get me some radish sauce.

Niles the Butler by Kadzi October 7, 2013

Taisho The Butler 

Taisho The Butler is when your wife almost suffocates you by sitting on your face with her big ass.

James: I almost had a Taisho The Butler last night.
Jack: Yo how did it feel?

Taisho The Butler by Physresoul October 20, 2020

Quinten the butler

A butler named Quinten,
He reads the bible, and has corn hair, and people usually mistake him for a piece of corn. No, he isn't a butler, but when he was 4.5 years old, his dream was to work in the butler industry. But he doesn't even have the qualifications to work in MacDonalds. He currently sits with is face to a computer screen talking to random people.

Thee story of the butler named Quinten.

Friend: Hey Quinten, How are you?
Quinten the butler: HeY qUinTeN, hOw ArE yOu?

Quinten the butler by Magical Oreo July 25, 2017

Locking the butler in the fridge 

i. Reference to early tomb raider games in which the annoying butler was given the slip, by running out the fridge locking the door before he can escape.

ii. The act of cracking open a cold one.

Hospital Security: "Is Dave here?"
Morgue Attendant: "I don't know, he finished like, a half hour ago? should be gone by now...."
Hospital Security: "I bet he's locking the butler in the fridge again, dirty bastard!"
Morgue Attendant: "WHAT!"
Hospital Security: "nothing!"

Locking the butler in the fridge by Chalksworthy I July 1, 2014