The art of stuffing mashed potato up an Essex girls love hole and making her gradually squeeze it out whilst gyrating over your naked body. Extra special when the bird is on her period, super red mash!
John: I was bored watching Eastenders last night so I got the other half to give me a Chelmsford Potato
Chris: You are a sick fuck Jonny boy!
Chris: You are a sick fuck Jonny boy!
by DJSwiss January 28, 2010
Get the Chelmsford Potatomug. The name of the unique delivery of snob sperm to a swallowing female. By depositing your gentleman's relish into a teapot and delivering said teapot on a tray to your lover of the evening, she then drinks direct from the spout and swallows with a cunning smile.
Ian: I have chased after you for so long now Tash that I just want you to swallow my semen without a care in the world.
Tash: I will oblige but on the condition that you deliver it as The Butler, you stalking bastad.
Tash: I will oblige but on the condition that you deliver it as The Butler, you stalking bastad.
by DJSwiss May 25, 2012
Get the The Butlermug.