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Verb - to murder mystery
To skip to the end of something to find out its conclusion.
I couldn't be bothered reading the whole of the article, so I just murder mysteried down to the end.

Oh man, I don't have time for this, I'm just going to murder mystery it. Done!
by TRMW August 16, 2010
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