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The "m" word 

The term used to pussy-foot around saying "masturbate" out of embarrassment.
Girl: Hey wanna skype me?
Guy: I can't. Give me 10 minutes.. I'm a little busy.
Girl: ..Doing what?
Guy: I'm doing the "m" word..
Girl: Can I watch?
Guy: Sure, but you have to m word, too.
The "m" word by Jacyn Lyn October 20, 2011
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The M word

Otherwise known as “The Scottish Play, the M word is never to be said in any theater under any circumstances. It is seen as extremely taboo among the thespian community, and is associated with whatever show is being produced failing or having some sort of tragedy in the cast.
Person A: “this show is so dumb, can’t we put on something cool... like Macbeth

Person B: “Bro, you can’t say the M word in a theater”
The M word by Macintosh Beth October 11, 2019

The M-word 

Thanks to a shity gaming company otherwise known as EA. The M-word is otherwise known as microtransactions. Other commonly used references are micro gambling.
EA: We need to punch loyal gamers in the dick, but how?
DICE: Please dont say the M-word..
EA: MICROTRANSACTIONS!!!

DICE: Welp...
REDDIT: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
EA: The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishments for unlocking different Heroes.
Reddit: Nope!

The 'M' Word 

One of the most dreaded words to hear for single, Australian men aspiring to hook up with a woman he's fancied for a while.

The first time she utters this word to him, tears his heart in half and every subsequent time only makes it hurt even more.

Its a subtle way of the woman rejecting him in a more informal way.

There can be no more harmful word spoken by a woman to the single, Australian bloke.

The word is 'MATE'.
Bazza: "Shazza, you keen for a coffee or a movie sometime?"
Shazza: "Sure, MATE. How about next weekend?"

Bazza goes to best mate the next day.

Daz: "So dude, did you ask out Shazza yet?"
Bazza: "Yeah man, but she dropped the 'M' word."
Daz: "Ouch, you got burnt bro haha!"
The 'M' Word by The D.I. March 16, 2009

The M Word

Melanin is the "M" word. Media outlets must have a "Melanin memo" somewhere telling them to never ever use the word melanin. #ABC #CBS #NBC #CNN #FOX #BBC #PBS #RT #ALJAZEERA all are in compliance.
"Broadcasters are to never use The M Word melanin. In referring to African people whether on the continent or in the diaspora the terms 'people of color' or 'black people' note lowercase b is the standard. "
The M Word by RBGMan June 23, 2018

The m-word 

The m-word = masturbating/masturbation

It’s like the n-word, but instead of saying it out of respect for the black population, you say it because you’re a fucking pussy.
Guy 1 (virgin): You mothertrucker!
Guy 2 (literal motherfucker): wut?
Guy 1 (virgin): You commited THE M-WORD IN MY HOUSE!!
Guy 2 (literal motherfucker): Are you perhaps referring to WANKING OFF? You’re a complete fucking moron for saying that. Also, I fucked your mother.

the M word

noun; Marijuana, colloquial with California legislation determining the legality of Medical Marijuana.
"There was a time when 'the M word' would never be mentioned at a State legislation meeting."

-California Assemblyman, Tom Amiano
the M word by Geek McMackey January 26, 2010
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