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Located in Mapley Valley WA, It's the most expensive upper class, white highschool in the state, lt has is three stories tall, and all of them represent a literal descent into hell. By that, I mean the 3rd floor is all Mormans and kids named kyle. 2nd floor is filled with the best definition of "normal" there is, and the first is all filled with junkies and e-girls along with a bathroom that makes gas station bathrooms look appetizing. Literal prostitution and drugs are common to such an extent to where nobody cares, and it all comes from their parent's credit cards that they treat with such little care. It also happens to be the only place in the state where the white kids pretend to be black, and the black kids pretend to be white. These are also the kids who think that whoever is the biggest douche can get their pick of highschool relationships. The female population is mostly made up of edgy white girls named Noelle or Hailey, who nine times out of ten have been railed by the football team in the world's most fetid bathrooms. Besides being placed in the most boring town on this side of the hemisphere. The school puts all of its money who knows what, and can't even afford to set up a decent homecoming were pallets of ax body spray are more common than a damn bowl of fruit bunch. The theatre kids are annoying, and the band kids are even worse. But in the end, it's just another suburban high school.
"Bro, do you go to Tahoma?"
"Yeah, it's the worst"
Tahoma by Josephi June 18, 2020
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Thagomizer 

Term coined by Gary Larson that is most commonly used to describe the arrangement of spikes at the tip of a stegosaur's tail. can be used to describe any such spike arrangement.
Paleolithic teacher: "This end is called the 'Thagomizer'...after the late Thag Simmons."
Thagomizer by MEGslayer October 25, 2009

Tahoma (Body) 

A font utilized primarily for educational slides in the field of chemistry. Often used under size 32. Tahoma (Body) is often accompanied by poor teaching technique and cumbersome worksheets.

Can also be used as an explanation of sore eyes, drowsiness, and in most cases confusion.
That Tahoma (Body) got the best of me today in chem class.
Tahoma (Body) by Dynamic duo June 5, 2013
hot asf
Thaomy is hot asf!
thaomy by WhereTfAmI March 1, 2021
The common name for students from Tahoma High school, in Maple Valley a Washington. “Tahomie” is generally used by the part of the student population that is proud of Tahoma( the Leadership kids), and deeply hated by the others.
We’re all Tahomies in the bear den!

I swear if I hear another leadership kid call me a Tahomie one more time I’m transferring.
Tahomie by Ilovethesun February 10, 2018
When Lake Tahoe is your home or your home away from home
I love my Tahome

#Tahome
Tahome by Mega doodle May 12, 2018