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im a rapper im a gonna roast u till ur burning

right yh
yh right
k

lets get it started yh
ur teachers a batwhen she

serves u a rat
u live on the streets next to cows poo
u poo on the streets whereas me i poo in the loo
yh yhe
right right yh
i see ur raging and trynna roast me back but u cant u silly old cat
cuz ur momma is shoutin at u when my mum is cool

yh yh
fam u aint got friends unlike me im in a group of roadman wannabees yh yh bye peace idiot✌🏽✌🏽
thahmid is a roast master
Thahmid by roast master jamal August 3, 2019
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The definition of cool. It’s hard to differentiate friend from brother when you’re talking to him. That’s not even the end. His comedy is kne im a million, he’s the type of guy to get run over by a bus just to show that he’ll not die. He easily makes the saddest of times the happiest and works hard to keep it that way.
Yo, that guy is tahmid
Tahmid by You omg haha January 26, 2019

The Tahmid 

When a fat girl calls you out to dance, you look back at her, she calls you again, and you just keep walking like a G.
Girl: "Hey! Don't you want to dance?"
(looks back)
(looks back again)
Girl: "Well??"
(keeps walking)

On-looker: Dayummmmm, you see how he pulled The Tahmid on that hoe?
The Tahmid by page 382 February 28, 2010
A super-intelligent geeza who gets full marks in every test. He is a girl magnet, all girls fall in love at the first sight of him. He is great in cross-country and loves sports. Everyone fears of his godly power as it is believed he can kill people with just a tap- so beware! He demands crisps from Kieran and Unnabhv(or unnavvv) and likes to bully them every day. You should meet him someday...
"Oh shit! It's Tahmid, we must fall down and kneel before him!"- said everyone in the astro
"Sorry, Tahmid I will give you food tomorrow"- said Unnavvv
"I will kill you now Unnavv . You will suffer greatly!"- said the mighty Tahmid
Tahmid by onepowerfulgeeza March 3, 2019
Thats a Tahmid shiii
Tahmid by Legit_Gamer1056 February 19, 2017
a cool person who turns gay people straight
Max was gay before he met a tahmid.
tahmid by Melvin Trine December 29, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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