Textlas

Textlas is a godly gamer and knows what he’s doing. If he plays any game you should just leave because he will destroy you.

“Oh my lord Textlas is playing with us!”
“We have to leave

by Textlas February 26, 2022

textastrophe

When you accidentally text the wrong person a really embarrassing message.

-- (Potentially) better sounding than "text-mergency" via. CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

That text was not meant for Josh!! It's a textastrophe!

by dontTho September 21, 2016

textastrophy

A text message send in error that will have life altering consequences for the worse.

"I just texted Josh that I love him and that he's the reason I moved to West Covina. What a textastrophy!"

by mcbexx September 18, 2016

TEXTAS

A STATE OF BEING IN WHICH ONE GETS LOST IN TEXT MESSAGING, WITH NO REGARDS TO WHAT IS HAPPENING AROUND THEM

BRO, I WISH YOU WOULD MOVE BACK FROM TEXTAS SO WE COULD FINISH OUR FUCKING GAME OF MADDEN!!!

by MYDAKUS APINYA December 21, 2010

Textashionship

A relationship that only consists of texting.

Kathi and I have formed a textashionship afer meeting online.

by Mark A. Capozzelli May 28, 2016

textasterone

The need to text someone, usually out of complete boredom and usually because social interaction is craved.

Guy: I'm comin' down with some textasterone here, maybe if I ask everyone what they thought of the latest movie that came out.

by Douglas Young September 24, 2007

Textlation

When you misunderstand a point someone is trying to convey through an all text medium (cell phones, internet chatting, etc.) because you are unable to see their body language, or hear the fluctuations in the tone of their voice.

I messaged her saying I was going to kill her, but my sarcasm was lost in textlation. Now I have been arrested for threatening her life.

by Sheski April 19, 2010