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textastrophe
When you accidentally text the wrong person a really embarrassing message.
-- (Potentially) better sounding than "text-mergency" via. CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
-- (Potentially) better sounding than "text-mergency" via. CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
textastrophe by dontTho September 21, 2016
Related Words
Textlas • Text-lashing • textlation • textless • textgasm • textlationship • Textas • Textasexual • textastrophe • textastrophy
textastrophy
"I just texted Josh that I love him and that he's the reason I moved to West Covina. What a textastrophy!"
textastrophy by mcbexx September 18, 2016
TEXTAS
A STATE OF BEING IN WHICH ONE GETS LOST IN TEXT MESSAGING, WITH NO REGARDS TO WHAT IS HAPPENING AROUND THEM
TEXTAS by MYDAKUS APINYA December 21, 2010
Textashionship
A relationship that only consists of texting.
Textashionship by Mark A. Capozzelli May 28, 2016
textasterone
The need to text someone, usually out of complete boredom and usually because social interaction is craved.
Guy: I'm comin' down with some textasterone here, maybe if I ask everyone what they thought of the latest movie that came out.
textasterone by Douglas Young September 24, 2007
Textlation
When you misunderstand a point someone is trying to convey through an all text medium (cell phones, internet chatting, etc.) because you are unable to see their body language, or hear the fluctuations in the tone of their voice.
I messaged her saying I was going to kill her, but my sarcasm was lost in textlation. Now I have been arrested for threatening her life.
Textlation by Sheski April 19, 2010
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