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Textilist 

“Textilist” is a term meant to replace and improve upon the short comings of the term “non-nudist” or “textile.”

1.

Noun:
A person who has internalized the conditioning of textilism; a person who believes in or sympathizes with textilism.

2.
Adjective:
Of or relating to textilism
1.
Noun:
Textilists often have textilism so ingrained into their minds that they do not realize that textilism is a type of sexual obsession.

2.

Noun:
Textilists commonly project their sexual fixations onto all other people, often leading the textilists to engage in hostile and predatory behavior towards unconcealed non-textilists.

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Noun:
My parents are textilists who refuse to see me if I do not have clothes on.

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Adjective:
Textilist beliefs and influences have led to the societal oversexualization of many normal aspects of everyday life and human existence.

2.
Adjective:
Some stores and establishments have the additional textilist rule of requiring that a “shirt” be worn in order to be permitted access.
Textilist by Forever Artist April 27, 2025
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textinitis

The supposed condition that millions upon millions of people have that comes from "texting". From hand cramps to tendinitis.
Wow! He has textinitis so bad, his hands are are looking like "hook hands". The guy texts so much, he looks like he has "sloth fingers". Ha ha, he's got textinitis so bad, he's got some "eagle claws" going.
textinitis by madinsomniac July 19, 2009

textorist 

One who terrorizes another by sending a massive number of texts to his victim with the sole intent to (a) use up their free texts (if they are such a gignoramus as to not have unlimited texting; or (b) to simply overload their phone and time to delete all the nonsensical texts.
Jane is a real textorist! She texted me 653 times from jail thanking me for not bailing her out. I blew my free texts and my "delete" key! Ugh!!
textorist by Iamnotone May 4, 2010

Textistential Crisis 

Angrily texting your friends and family late in the night about politics after having too many Miller Lite's
In the throes of a textistential crisis, Eric Trump messaged his old friends, late into the night, about their own immoralities.
Textistential Crisis by _pone_ July 31, 2020

textitis 

The thumb/wrist pain that results from excessive texting.
My wrist hurts SO bad. Must be from the 900 text messages sent this month. I think it's textitis .
textitis by CrazyMN May 30, 2008
One who is prejudiced against or antagonistic towards communicating primarily or frequently via text.
I’m not sure this girl digs me, she doesn’t respond to my good morning texts

Dude, maybe she’s just a textist
Textist by grayhat September 3, 2022

textlish 

Language/spelling used when texting, typing or writing.
lets eet. FrIdAh!!! thats how u spell it xD he told meh it durin art and alex still duznt enderstand that he duznt, ima lernin, frend, bein, i dont no, sumting, theers, textlish mks no sns
textlish by Pink Pirate September 12, 2009
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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