textinitis

The supposed condition that millions upon millions of people have that comes from "texting". From hand cramps to tendinitis.

Wow! He has textinitis so bad, his hands are are looking like "hook hands". The guy texts so much, he looks like he has "sloth fingers". Ha ha, he's got textinitis so bad, he's got some "eagle claws" going.

textinitis by madinsomniac July 19, 2009

textitis 

The thumb/wrist pain that results from excessive texting.

My wrist hurts SO bad. Must be from the 900 text messages sent this month. I think it's textitis .

textitis by CrazyMN May 30, 2008

textonitus 

The soreness you get in your thumbs from texting too much.

I have to actually call my friends because my thumbs are too sore to text them today, I think I have textonitus.

textonitus by Free Ranger June 3, 2007

Textitis 

1) Overly excessive texting disease.

origin: Caused dominantly by the new wave of technology, innovation and collaboration of Instant Messaging programs with Handheld Phone Devices. Popular reference: Sidekick. cell phones with keyboard pad available.


texting is of course available to regular standard cell phones without keyboards.

Most commonly used by Young Adults.

You have textitis.


You know who put the definition of textitis.

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Textitis by mmikey December 9, 2008

Textibitionism 

A sexual fetish for sending pornagraphic pictures of oneself via text.

A lot of exhibitionists are practicing textibitionism with their cell phones these days!

Textibitionism by wastabwoy December 11, 2012

Niggas Tendinitis 

Its a reoccurring pain in your dick that can only be cured by pussy that isnt your girlfriends

I shouldn't fuck my ex but I have a bad case of Niggas Tendinitis.

Niggas Tendinitis by Nelson Snow October 1, 2016

textritis 

the condition you get from a life full of texting. Common cons are( but are not limited to) sore thumbs ,aching joints, loss of skin from thumb, red watery eyes,and pissing your buddy's off while u drive-text-swerve-text.

"OOHHH YOU TEXT IN THE AM, TEXT IN THE PM, TEXT AT SUPPER TIME, WHEN YOUR CELL
IS WITHIN GRASP.... YOU CAN TEXT ANYTIME!"

8 YEAR OLD: "mom where the hell is my textritis medicine!"

textritis by its no secret rebecka wicker March 6, 2009