Hatred towards a font color. This wordnever applies to anyone who uses a cellphone.
-Definition 1-
Super_LP - yo whats up n-words
1220 - the internet is text based, we don't have a race.
Flamekahn - Well I don't like the color of your font.
scrag_10 - Textist!
-Definition 2-
whwhwa1334 - I can't read your font, it's to bright
Brightyellowfont - Textist
Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against some text message of a different language based on the belief that one's own text message in other language is superior.
Textist is a person - In a situation where all people in group reply with thanks text in English but a person who specifically prefers one language reply's in that other language. (And not in English).
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.