Textlisted

Not worthy of an individual phone call. To be demoted to a text message notification rather than making a separate phone call.

Mike: Hey Joe, did you make all your holiday phone calls?
Joe: Yes, I called a bunch of people
Mike: Did you call your uncle Junior?
Joe: No, he's been Textlisted. I sent him and a bunch of others a group message.

Mike: Yeah, don't waste your time.

by ynbk November 25, 2009

Textistential Crisis

Angrily texting your friends and family late in the night about politics after having too many Miller Lite's

In the throes of a textistential crisis, Eric Trump messaged his old friends, late into the night, about their own immoralities.

by _pone_ July 31, 2020

Textistentialism

The process of self-actualization and realization by means of texting, tweeting and other electronic connections. The philosophy driven by the belief, I text, therefore I am.

Watching people on the train furiously tapping messages into the ether on their smart phones, Chad wondered if he was surrounded by the followers of Textistentialism. Chad didn't like the textistentialists and wished he could move to a shack in the hills.

by Biff Crashly October 16, 2009

textuasted

how you feel when you have been texting for a long time to multiple people.

My friends have been blowing up my phone and I am textuasted.

by Donella Buckcity February 28, 2019