texticide 

death by idiotic preoccupation with texting

To commit texticide by having a flaming fatal car accident while texting "OMG!!! I am SO going to die!" Texticide might be preceded by texts like "Seriously, I am just about to pull the ripcord!!" "Yeah, doood, Im like totally wrkng rite now. Nah, ths chemical plants run thmslvs." "o shit! gotta go. ttyl!!!"

texticide by Demeters Fury July 2, 2009

Texticide 

When talking to someone and you send a remark that is hard to respond to.

P1: Hey wats up
P2 Nm You?
P1: Just watchig T.V.
P2: HaHaHa awesome.
P1: You just commited texticide man!

Texticide by Jacob Marcus December 18, 2009

Texticide 

When you text while driving, walking across the street, or doing anything else that requires your full attention.

Molly was texting me when she she crashed into a tree. She committed texticide.

Texticide by belzerworld October 5, 2010

mass texticide 

Causing multiple fatalities through an idiotic preoccupation with texting.

Commiting mass texticide by having a flaming fatal car accident while texting "OMG!!! I"m about to die!!!" Mass texticide might be preceded by the following texts: "Seriously, I'm about to pull the ripcord!!" "Yeah, dude, I'm totally working right now. Nah, these chemical plants run themselves." "oh shit gotta go! ttyl"

mass texticide by Demeters Fury July 2, 2009

testiclides 

Slang term for "testicles".

Originally coined by faux Arabian rock/rap act Group X in their song "Idioth".

From 'Idioth': (In Middle-Eastern accent) Because, when I haive a saime problem, weef a laidie, she goes to towch the testiclides, and it maikes a sounde laike thais."

testiclides by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

tetricide 

Suicidal moves during the game of Tetris that purposely cause the falling shapes to get too high for any more rows to disappear. Game ends because pieces reach the top; a "death" is self-inflicted.

Damn it! This game is impossible to win; I have to commit tetricide.

tetricide by G. Thomas October 15, 2006

Testicide 

The murder of a testicle.

Moniquia was so angry with her baby daddy, she committed testicide.

Testicide by Mararrrr July 28, 2010