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testicide 

To accidently shoot oneself in the scrotum - usually while stuffing a handgun in your waistband without a holster.
Did you hear about the bank robber that committed testicide right in front of everybody? He went to make his getaway and stuffed his gun in his pants - next thing everybody knew there was a loud pop and the dude was rolling on the floor writhing in agony. Ah sweet justice.
testicide by Gettin N Eiffel January 22, 2008

Testicide 

To commit suicide by shooting oneself in the balls.
"I gotta commit suicide,hmm, testicide anyone?"
Testicide by GregTheShowerDemon1 November 20, 2011

testicide 

Any act or stunt whose sole purpose is to demonstrate the strength, but will more than likely demonstrate the weakness, of one's testicles.
That dude is going to try to show off how strong his balls are by hitting them with a hammer. That is straight up testicide.
testicide by TBoneRaw February 1, 2020

Redneck Testicle Mudflap 

Excess layer of droopy fat found hanging below a redneck's package.
Cooter: I can see your Redneck Testicle Mudflap in those new skinny jeans.

Earl: Curse you Cooter!

Testicle Jockey 

Taking one deep, so deep as it appears that person is a horse jockey on a pair of testicles. Typically is used to refer to a homo, a friend who is being a douche, or a slam piece.
Person1: "Fat Alex almost seems like a mezza fanook"
Person2: "No, Fat Alex is without a doubt a testicle jockey"

testicle festival

1) a predominately male gathering, usually used when referring to a party or social gathering.
2) a situation where the ratio of pimps to hos is greater than 2 to 1
3) sausage fest
"Where were all the bitches last night?! Total testicle festival."