Moniquia was so angry with her baby daddy, she committed testicide.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Did you hear about the bank robber that committed testicide right in front of everybody? He went to make his getaway and stuffed his gun in his pants - next thing everybody knew there was a loud pop and the dude was rolling on the floor writhing in agony. Ah sweet justice.

"I gotta commit suicide,hmm, testicide anyone?"

That dude is going to try to show off how strong his balls are by hitting them with a hammer. That is straight up testicide.