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Textecide 

Textecide: When a person is killed, due to lack of attention on e.g. traffic and is runned over by a car or killed in a car accident while driving and texting.
-Did you hear about Alice? It's so tragic and stupid. -No what happened? She textecide , was as usually, paying more attention to her phone and less on where she walked, stumbled and did fall i front of a car ...
Textecide by Shoreline1 April 3, 2017
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telecide 

A vehicular death resulting from driver distraction while talking, texting or tweeting. The penalty for this crime is life imprisonment in a phone cell.
Having finished applying her mascara, the driver of the car tweeted her friends to let them know she was finished, failing to notice that she was fast approaching a school crossing. The driver was arrested on a charge of vehicular telecide. The funerals of the four victims will be on Friday.
telecide by Blue Ridge Bubba July 31, 2009

Textident 

Accidentally text messaging the wrong person - generally due to the fact you have two of the same names in your phone book
I made a big textident and invited the wrong beotch to my party...
Textident by killakai February 11, 2007

Testicide 

The murder of a testicle.
Moniquia was so angry with her baby daddy, she committed testicide.
Testicide by Mararrrr July 28, 2010

textender 

When someone ends a texting conversation by sending a text that is hard, or impossible to reply to.
when my friend kayla sent me a text that said "yeah", i told her it was a textender.

please dont send textenders they are annoying.
textender by kufa July 1, 2008

textidextrous

The ability to text message your friends with your thumbs just as fast as you would be able to send an instant message on the computer keyboard ... or dial their number and talk to them.
My dad simply is not textidextrous. He can only write with one thumb ... and he's sloooooooow.

textident 

texting the wrong person the right message. usually caused by texting 2 people at the same time.
i just had a major textident when i was ordering the take out.
textident by joytext October 30, 2008