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texticide 

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death by idiotic preoccupation with texting
To commit texticide by having a flaming fatal car accident while texting "OMG!!! I am SO going to die!" Texticide might be preceded by texts like "Seriously, I am just about to pull the ripcord!!" "Yeah, doood, Im like totally wrkng rite now. Nah, ths chemical plants run thmslvs." "o shit! gotta go. ttyl!!!"
texticide by Demeters Fury July 2, 2009
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Texticide 

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When talking to someone and you send a remark that is hard to respond to.
P1: Hey wats up
P2 Nm You?
P1: Just watchig T.V.
P2: HaHaHa awesome.
P1: You just commited texticide man!
Texticide by Jacob Marcus December 18, 2009
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Related Words
texticide • mass texticide • testicide • Textecide • texticle • Textident • textitude • tetricide • textcitement • Texticate

Texticide 

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When you text while driving, walking across the street, or doing anything else that requires your full attention.
Molly was texting me when she she crashed into a tree. She committed texticide.
Texticide by belzerworld October 5, 2010
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mass texticide 

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Causing multiple fatalities through an idiotic preoccupation with texting.
Commiting mass texticide by having a flaming fatal car accident while texting "OMG!!! I"m about to die!!!" Mass texticide might be preceded by the following texts: "Seriously, I'm about to pull the ripcord!!" "Yeah, dude, I'm totally working right now. Nah, these chemical plants run themselves." "oh shit gotta go! ttyl"
mass texticide by Demeters Fury July 2, 2009
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testiclides 

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Slang term for "testicles".

Originally coined by faux Arabian rock/rap act Group X in their song "Idioth".
From 'Idioth': (In Middle-Eastern accent) Because, when I haive a saime problem, weef a laidie, she goes to towch the testiclides, and it maikes a sounde laike thais."
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tetricide 

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Suicidal moves during the game of Tetris that purposely cause the falling shapes to get too high for any more rows to disappear. Game ends because pieces reach the top; a "death" is self-inflicted.
Damn it! This game is impossible to win; I have to commit tetricide.
tetricide by G. Thomas October 15, 2006
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Testicide 

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The murder of a testicle.
Moniquia was so angry with her baby daddy, she committed testicide.
Testicide by Mararrrr July 28, 2010
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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