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telecide 

A vehicular death resulting from driver distraction while talking, texting or tweeting. The penalty for this crime is life imprisonment in a phone cell.
Having finished applying her mascara, the driver of the car tweeted her friends to let them know she was finished, failing to notice that she was fast approaching a school crossing. The driver was arrested on a charge of vehicular telecide. The funerals of the four victims will be on Friday.
telecide by Blue Ridge Bubba July 31, 2009
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Telecide 

A generic term for long range fatal advances. IE: archery, spear throwing, tomahawk throwing, cannons, guns, crossbow, missile firing
The soldiers in the back mainly fight with methods of telecide.

In the battle of Agencourt, the English defeated the French because of their telecidal advancement of the longbow.

The technology of nuclear missiles provides armies the advantage of telecide.
Telecide by Dark Master87 June 5, 2009
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Telecide 

Person A: How about we watch some TV at your place?

Person B: I can't

Person A: Why?

Person B: I committed telecide when Justin Bieber won Artist of the Year at the American Music Awards
Telecide by Rasnodar December 10, 2010

telecine 

Telecine is a method to make an illegal bootleg copy of an original movie. Telecine method can be done in various ways, but normally it includes extracting the movie directly from the reel to digital format and then encoded into VCD, SVCD or DivX format. Not to be confused with 'Telesync', defined elsewhere on UrbanDictionary.
Many people in the industry pronounce this word "telli-sin-ee", however, others say it like "telli-seen".
I downloaded a telecine version of that new movie. THe quality is wayyy better than that crappy cam version!
telecine by Sean Scrivener January 4, 2005

telicident 

the falling of a smartphone on its user's face when he/she is lying down.
Guy: What happened to your face?
Girl: Oh, I had a telicident last night. It was horrible.
telicident by AcidicPuke October 5, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026