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textender

When someone ends a texting conversation by sending a text that is hard, or impossible to reply to.
when my friend kayla sent me a text that said "yeah", i told her it was a textender.

please dont send textenders they are annoying.
by kufa July 1, 2008
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extender style

To extend something, Specificaly pertaining to your penis.
Dude im so flacid right now, I think im gonna go extender style.
by patrick the extender master December 18, 2009
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Textend

(verb) to needlessly extend one’s occupancy of a table, parking space, bathroom stall, or other shared area in order to interact with one’s smart phone, particularly when others are waiting to use the area for its intended purpose
Many vehicles searched for a place to park while he textended on his email.
by Dr. GlitterSparkles May 6, 2018
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Bender Extender

The act of extending your previous night's bender into the next day. Usually performed after an all night drowning session, when one has had little to no sleep, and has arisen from slumber still mildly intoxicated - and most importantly - before the onset of the inevitable hangover. The bender extender will typically push back the hangover to a later date, which may be more convenient for your life.
Waking up after just 2 hours of sleep and still buzzed from the night before, Andrew filled his mug with booze in order to execute a bender extender.
by StoutSkeeze April 29, 2009
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penis extender

a penis extender is a device used to extend your penis if your penis is quite small.
Bob:hey Jeff did you use the new penis extender
Jeff: oh yes i have i grew my penis 7 inches!!!
by curry_indian November 21, 2019
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textminder

a communication sent via text message service prior to an important engagement or activity designed to ensure that someone rememebers something
Shoot me a textminder so I don't forget to pick you up from soccer practice.
by Ash S. May 25, 2007
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TextInterpretation

The art of being able to instantly interpret a text message laden with misspellings due to typing errors; also used when voice-to-text decodes the wrong word(s) and, based on other information given in the text message, you must decipher what was actually meant to be typed.
TextInterpretation of "I live you" = I love you.

TextInterpretation of "Aee you latee" = See you later.

TextInterpretation of "Where sre yoi?" = Where are you?

Furthermore, voice-to-TextInterpretation: "Should I bring sex tables tomorrow as a side dish?" = Should I bring vegetables tomorrow as a side dish?
by MCBassGuitar December 25, 2010
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