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Textercise 

The act of loosening the muscles in your fingers by texting until satisfactory. Usually when your hands fall asleep, are very numb, or cramped.

You would expect texting would increase the discomfort in your fingers, but is likely to help.
Sonic: After I played in the snow and my fingers got all numb I had to textercise them back to normal
Tails: Why didn't you just play video games?
Sonic: Because your fingers never leave the buttons...
Textercise by ErikaBaby February 5, 2009

textercising 

The act of sending text messages whilst exercising
I was on the treadmill textercising yesterday because i was bored with just running.

"running is so boring" "have you tried textercising?, its great , you can text and run at the same time !"
textercising by raymaas February 17, 2010

Textercising 

You: Hey, Whaddup?
Me: Ntm, Chilling out listening to tunes, textercising. You?
Textercising by < Miss.La > September 23, 2010

Textorcism 

An exorcism via text.
A textorcism.

textercize 

1. claiming text messaging to be a form of activity.

2. seeing how successful a relationship might be by first excessively text messaging
1. Mom: Sawyer will you move around and do something!
Sawyer: But Mom! I'm textercizing.

2. So How's it going with Linda?
Eh, we textercize our relationship at this point.
textercize by Sawyer May 3, 2006

Texterciser 

A person who monopolizes a gym machine texting or exercising their fingers rather than physically exercising.
The gym is a waste of time when you are a texterciser.
Texterciser by Pacergirl August 1, 2019
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