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Testurate

Male version of menstrate also known as man period. A time of the month when men are bitchy and over emotional.
Bill is really emotional today it must be the testurate time agan.
by Reallppl22 May 19, 2017
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texturbate

Texting in public when you are just doin it to avoid the people around. Shutting your self away from the people around you so you can text someone far away.

Also say that texting is as rude as playing with your self in public
Stephen: Stop texturbating, we're at the mall!
Erin: Whats texturbate supposed to mean!
Stephen: Stop texting and have a real conversation.
Erin: Okay.
by Stephen D.M. June 14, 2008
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Texterate

"I'll texterate you later, douchebag!"
by Olga Pervloski December 18, 2008
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testurbate

To masturbate before an exam, usually to calm ones nerves and be able to take the test in a post fap clarity.
Person 1:Alright dude, let's head out so we can get to our bio final on time.

Person 2:I'm feeling a little nervous, gonna testurbate first. Go on and I'll catch up with you.
by kingbumii May 6, 2015
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Texturbate

To send a barrage of unanswered texts. Usually, the texturbator is being intentionally ignored. Sometimes, result of purported recipient's phone dying.
He said we should take a break. Now I just texturbate gifs to him all night.
by Noshedint March 16, 2018
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Texturbate

The act of male masturbation that occurs simultaneously while texting. The action involves holding ones phone pressed against ones genitalia while having a 'New Massage' open, and then masturbating (if one has a flip phone then the phone may be enclosed around ones genitalia). When one is satisfied, one sends the resulting text message to someone else.
Guy: Hey Bro! I just Texturbated this girl!
Girl: Hey what do you think this text means?: "JfC774ju&@nbtjfjcuJEUWKLLPN:>PX"
by Captain Randolfo June 9, 2010
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