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testiculating 

Waving your arms around and talking total bollocks. Ideal for use when managers/advertising types/tv producers start spiralling out of control.
Stop testiculating and give me a straight answer, if you can.
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testiculating 

To 'testiculate' is to thrust your groin whilst dancing.
Oh dear, there's no way in hell Joel's gonna get that girl. She seems mightily put off by his by his testiculating.
testiculating by McKECHN13 March 12, 2010

Testiculating 

To emphasize one's words or actions by dramatically brandishing one's testicles in an animated fashion.
Phillip was frantically testiculating to the rest of the nudist colony, who did not see the honey badger slowly approach them from behind.

Testiculating 

Babe I think I may be testiculating, it’s that time of month for me. Want to make a baby?”
Testiculating by Shadowfigure14 September 27, 2025

Testiculating

The masculine version of testiculating
Him: *For the third time in 3 minutes* “Fuck babe, you look good as helllll.”
Her: “Are you testiculating?”
Him: “Yes. Come help me do something about it?”
Testiculating by ursajenkins February 9, 2026
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026