testulating

Testulating is when 5-7 days out of a month a man's testosterone levels are at a peek. Without release they will be, Moody, irritable, figitty impatient and confrontational.

I'm sorry I'm so impatient and moody. I'm testulating right now.

by James Brokaid November 3, 2023

testiculating

Waving your arms around and talking total bollocks. Ideal for use when managers/advertising types/tv producers start spiralling out of control.

Stop testiculating and give me a straight answer, if you can.

by Martin Peake May 26, 2005

testiculating

To 'testiculate' is to thrust your groin whilst dancing.

Oh dear, there's no way in hell Joel's gonna get that girl. She seems mightily put off by his by his testiculating.

by McKECHN13 March 12, 2010

Testiculating

To emphasize one's words or actions by dramatically brandishing one's testicles in an animated fashion.

Phillip was frantically testiculating to the rest of the nudist colony, who did not see the honey badger slowly approach them from behind.

by Gustavo Jnr the 16th June 11, 2018

Testiculating

The masculine version of testiculating

Him: *For the third time in 3 minutes* “Fuck babe, you look good as helllll.”
Her: “Are you testiculating?”
Him: “Yes. Come help me do something about it?”

by ursajenkins February 9, 2026

Testiculating

The male version of Ovulation

“Babe I think I may be testiculating, it’s that time of month for me. Want to make a baby?”

by Shadowfigure14 September 27, 2025