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testimate 

Much like an estimate, testimating involves making approximate calculations. The difference comes in practicality, in that a testimate can be reviewed for accuracy before a true figure is established or revealed.

In this sense, it serves as a careful means of answering or prephrasing a question. It is something that is reviewed before the impending action or thought is undertaken.
In order to see if my new chair would fit through my front door, I had to testimate how wide the chair was, so I used my hands as a ruler to see if the chair would make it through. It made for a great testimation.

I want to conservatively testimate how many people will show up to my rock concert this evening, so I will say that the room will be half empty.
testimate by Sylvan Murray August 10, 2010
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estimated prophet 

This describes someone who is a phony prophet for money, a prophet for profit.
Reverend Salvation made millions as an estimated prophet in the pray for pay business!
estimated prophet by I, Wreckerrr February 22, 2017

Estimated Time of Carrival 

The estimated time for one person to get from point A to B in a car.
Yeah, my estimated time of carrival is three minutes.

"Alright Matt said he'll pick us up in ten minutes."
"Matt? Are you serious? He has terrible ETC."

Testimoney 

n. 1. money given to a paid actor or actress for a court case (or the media run-up to a court case) who upon taking the money, simultaneously or subsequently or concurrently takes on the assigned, paid-for, and scripted role provided to the actor or actress, for whatever ultimate purpose the payee has in mind.

2. A freudian slip by Team Treyvon
Corey B. King
@coreybking

@JeffWeinerOS I still want to know why your newspaper rag did not post the actual transcript of Witness 8's testimoney with Bernie...why?

8:43 PM - 06 Mar 13
Testimoney by Taqiyyologist March 6, 2013

Textimate 

The act of guessing what a fellow texter has said after failing to use the 'WORD' function on the cell phone correctly.
Man 1: What the hell does 'Puck my dial' mean?

Man 2: I'm going to textimate and say that they meant, 'Suck my Dick'
Textimate by MirandaxPanda March 5, 2009

estimate 

I estimate that there I a 10 to 90 chance that I will go to church this week.
estimate by kissit December 13, 2013

bestimate 

when you're giving your best estimate about something
I'm not sure when she will arrive, but I'll give you my bestimate.
bestimate by Kevin Kusreau January 3, 2007
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